"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What to do when she compliments you?

InLawsHateMe

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Depending on who she is, where you were complimented, and how often you are complimented... if she said it once, and it's at work, chances are, she's just being nice, so just say 'Thank you (Her Name)." and smile. If you met at a club, say thanks and return the compliment.

If she's someone you kid around with just say...
'I'm a pimp, I know this."
or you may say one of the following....

'You're trying to get in my pants aren't you, you dirty wh0re.' :)

'If you like this, I've got something that will really impress you. :) .... help me take off my pants.'

'Grope away baby!'

'You are the 10th person to tell me this today!! ..is my fly down or something wtf??!?!' ;)

....all in all, just say thanks. If you get them like I do, it's easier to just say thanks. No need to make a show out of it, cuz in the end, you want her to at least think this ain't your first compliment.

If you are getting compliments everyday about your looks from the same woman, obviously, she's interested, and there's a good chance she's a dirty wh0re. :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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EternalBachelor

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Something that girls often do is say things such as "I like you". A response I like to use is "I like me too" with a sort of smirk on your face. It does not come off as arrogant as it is such a ridiculous thing to say but it usually gets a laugh.

"You look really nice"

I would probably say
"Do you use that line on all the hot guys you meet?" with a smirk
 
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