"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What to do when she compliments you?

InLawsHateMe

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Depending on who she is, where you were complimented, and how often you are complimented... if she said it once, and it's at work, chances are, she's just being nice, so just say 'Thank you (Her Name)." and smile. If you met at a club, say thanks and return the compliment.

If she's someone you kid around with just say...
'I'm a pimp, I know this."
or you may say one of the following....

'You're trying to get in my pants aren't you, you dirty wh0re.' :)

'If you like this, I've got something that will really impress you. :) .... help me take off my pants.'

'Grope away baby!'

'You are the 10th person to tell me this today!! ..is my fly down or something wtf??!?!' ;)

....all in all, just say thanks. If you get them like I do, it's easier to just say thanks. No need to make a show out of it, cuz in the end, you want her to at least think this ain't your first compliment.

If you are getting compliments everyday about your looks from the same woman, obviously, she's interested, and there's a good chance she's a dirty wh0re. :)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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EternalBachelor

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Something that girls often do is say things such as "I like you". A response I like to use is "I like me too" with a sort of smirk on your face. It does not come off as arrogant as it is such a ridiculous thing to say but it usually gets a laugh.

"You look really nice"

I would probably say
"Do you use that line on all the hot guys you meet?" with a smirk
 
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