"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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What to do when a girl keeps on questioning you about your salary?

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There is one kind of woman who wants to know your salary on the first date: a Gold Digger.

There is NO other reason on a first date for her to ask you this than to see if you can afford her some toys.

You're responce to this question doesn't matter, because there will be no second date.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anytime you find yourself in an uncomfortable position, play it off with a joke. Most people can take the hint, and she'll be impressed with your rapier wit.

With a suave smile and a glimmer in the eye," Well, let's just say I'll have no trouble affording this dinner."

It seems quite confident if you're at chez Pierre, and down right hilarious if you're at Taco Bell. :D

-CyranoDeBergerac
 
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Originally posted by Doppel
Originally posted by doctoroxygen
Her: "How much money do you make?"

You (overly horrified expression): "How much do you weigh?"


LOL. Thread winner.
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Umm.. no it's not. InLaws baby! ;)
 
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