What to do when a girl keeps on questioning you about your salary?

[ShortTimer]

There is one kind of woman who wants to know your salary on the first date: a Gold Digger.

There is NO other reason on a first date for her to ask you this than to see if you can afford her some toys.

You're responce to this question doesn't matter, because there will be no second date.

 

[CyranoDeBergerac]

Anytime you find yourself in an uncomfortable position, play it off with a joke. Most people can take the hint, and she'll be impressed with your rapier wit.

With a suave smile and a glimmer in the eye," Well, let's just say I'll have no trouble affording this dinner."

It seems quite confident if you're at chez Pierre, and down right hilarious if you're at Taco Bell.

-CyranoDeBergerac

 

[TheLadiesMan]

Originally posted by Doppel
Originally posted by doctoroxygen
Her: "How much money do you make?"

You (overly horrified expression): "How much do you weigh?"


LOL. Thread winner.

Umm.. no it's not. InLaws baby!