"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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what to do when a chick says this

Stinky Booky

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what do u do or say to turn this around...


sheryl says:
DONT FUKKIN TEXT ME AGAIN I HATE YO YOUR FUKKIN GUTS U AINT SHYT I NEVA WANNA B WIT U OR HEAR U OR C U AGAIN
Daniel-Aquainia Marie Wynn says:
what was dat 4?
sheryl says:
CUZ U A DIRTY MOTHA FUKKER
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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DJ4Real

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lol, you're dealing with what we DJ's call B!tches.

You could say, " It takes a dirty motha fukker to know one "

or, you could say, " you never want to be with me? haha! who said I wanted to 'be' with you? Why would you deserve the time of day to have a chance?."
 

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lol i said da second one and she said this...


sheryl says:
Oh so u dont want to b wit me why the **** u textin me

so i said

Daniel-Aquainia Marie Wynn says:
erm i though i could talk to friends...
 

DJ4Real

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I wouldn't have said it like that.....I would have said, "calm your a$$ down. I thought we could be friends. But, obviously you think every guy that talks to you wants to date you, so that's your problem, later."
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Stinky Booky

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lol read this...

lol i said dem things to her and she said whateva man and i said whateva man u don't say whateva man to me so ***** u need to clam down... and she goes did u just call me a ***** and i go yea i sure did and she goes ight hold on... and she called me and said she wants to fight me tomarrow at school and her brother is on da way ova tonite to fight me.. and i go okay and she hung up and i texted her and said i anit scared of u guys and she called back and my mom told her off...
 

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Do what you got to do...I told you she was a b!tch.....:crackup:

Just try to stay away from her....if she tries anything, just grab her arm and hold them, until she gives up.....
 

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i don't want her back i just saw her ture side lol she said im ****ing ugly but i know im not cuz i got like 4 girls after me now and 2 of them are her friends lol....
 

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Tell her that, in a ****y and funny way.....don't mention that 2 of them are her friends though.

"Me, ugly? just goes to show what bad taste you have in men. If this were a life or death decision, you would have just died." (something like that).
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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It hurts my brain just reading snippets of those replies.

Edit: Yes, her replies. You're cool in my books. :D
 
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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penkitten

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didnt i tell you to expect disappointment from her in your last thread?
this is the little momma whose aunt is raising the baby and she has hid it from everyone right?
 

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yea thats her but she has da baby now and she needs a real man i just gotta find a way to show dat even tho show droped on me last saturday she had a bf idk anymore...
 

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uh, i say just dont talk to her. she aint worth your time, man. go find someone else or something.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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