"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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what do u do or say to turn this around...


sheryl says:
DONT FUKKIN TEXT ME AGAIN I HATE YO YOUR FUKKIN GUTS U AINT SHYT I NEVA WANNA B WIT U OR HEAR U OR C U AGAIN
Daniel-Aquainia Marie Wynn says:
what was dat 4?
sheryl says:
CUZ U A DIRTY MOTHA FUKKER
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lol, you're dealing with what we DJ's call B!tches.

You could say, " It takes a dirty motha fukker to know one "

or, you could say, " you never want to be with me? haha! who said I wanted to 'be' with you? Why would you deserve the time of day to have a chance?."
 
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lol i said da second one and she said this...


sheryl says:
Oh so u dont want to b wit me why the **** u textin me

so i said

Daniel-Aquainia Marie Wynn says:
erm i though i could talk to friends...
 
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I wouldn't have said it like that.....I would have said, "calm your a$$ down. I thought we could be friends. But, obviously you think every guy that talks to you wants to date you, so that's your problem, later."
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lol read this...

lol i said dem things to her and she said whateva man and i said whateva man u don't say whateva man to me so ***** u need to clam down... and she goes did u just call me a ***** and i go yea i sure did and she goes ight hold on... and she called me and said she wants to fight me tomarrow at school and her brother is on da way ova tonite to fight me.. and i go okay and she hung up and i texted her and said i anit scared of u guys and she called back and my mom told her off...
 
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Do what you got to do...I told you she was a b!tch.....:crackup:

Just try to stay away from her....if she tries anything, just grab her arm and hold them, until she gives up.....
 
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i don't want her back i just saw her ture side lol she said im ****ing ugly but i know im not cuz i got like 4 girls after me now and 2 of them are her friends lol....
 
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Tell her that, in a ****y and funny way.....don't mention that 2 of them are her friends though.

"Me, ugly? just goes to show what bad taste you have in men. If this were a life or death decision, you would have just died." (something like that).
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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It hurts my brain just reading snippets of those replies.

Edit: Yes, her replies. You're cool in my books. :D
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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didnt i tell you to expect disappointment from her in your last thread?
this is the little momma whose aunt is raising the baby and she has hid it from everyone right?
 
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yea thats her but she has da baby now and she needs a real man i just gotta find a way to show dat even tho show droped on me last saturday she had a bf idk anymore...
 
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uh, i say just dont talk to her. she aint worth your time, man. go find someone else or something.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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