Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"yeeessssss biiiiiitch" and make a hand motion signalling as if it were something that everyone knewwe all eat food said:
C/F Answer (if the friend is a girl): "Why, do you?"Moofahsa said:
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
reply with a yes I like her, and here is a message for her. Then you take girl b, kiss her and at the same time cop a quick feel.we all eat food said:
I agree wholeheartedly. But before the crackdown begins, I have a question.lebRambo said:
It depends. Which phase is the moon in when she asks and where is Pen in her cycle? Taking that ratio to the number of songs that the third runner up of American Idol sang on the second Tuesday month that McDonald's sells the most french fries.Giovanni Casanova said:
"it depends"
"Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
hahahah...awesome.Francisco d'Anconia said:
dude, thats so flying spaghetti monsterlebRambo said:hahahah...awesome.
That reminds me of that thing about 'talk like a pirate day'. There is this day of the year called Talk like a Pirate day, and the idea is to stop global warming by talking like a pirate. There is an inverse relationship between the number of pirates in the world and global warming. More pirates = less global warming
I thought that was hilarious