What to do if this happens

[we all eat food]

Ok so lets say a friend of a girl i like comes up to me and says,

"hey do you like girl a?"

what should i say in this situation, because that can be an IOI

 

[backbreaker]

do any of you get any ass whatsoever? Seriously?

when are you going to learn that women speak an entirely different language than men.


If a woman comes up to you and flat out asks you "how do you like Girl A" what she is saying is "is this ***** any compitition with me?".. which is your cue to make a move on the girl that is asking the question

 

[Kev07]

Ok so lets say a friend of a girl i like comes up to me and says,

"hey do you like girl a?"

what should i say in this situation, because that can be an IOI

"yeeessssss biiiiiitch" and make a hand motion signalling as if it were something that everyone knew

 

[Moofahsa]

Safe Answer: "I'd like to get to know her"

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Safe Answer: "I'd like to get to know her"

C/F Answer (if the friend is a girl): "Why, do you?"
C/F Answer (if the friend is a guy): "It depends, is she having my baby?"

 

[Crank_It_Up]

Ok so lets say a friend of a girl i like comes up to me and says,

"hey do you like girl a?"

what should i say in this situation, because that can be an IOI

reply with a yes I like her, and here is a message for her. Then you take girl b, kiss her and at the same time cop a quick feel.

 

[lebRambo]

dude...whats up with all these threads discussing some minute aspect of someone's day or some irrelevant gesture that does not need explanation. I think we need a mod crackdown. All dumb threads deleted instantly.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

dude...whats up with all these threads discussing some minute aspect of someone's day or some irrelevant gesture that does not need explanation. I think we need a mod crackdown. All dumb threads deleted instantly.

I agree wholeheartedly. But before the crackdown begins, I have a question.

If I'm just walking along minding my own business, and a girl says, "Excuse me, do you know which way room 216 is?" My question is, does that mean that she wants my penis? Because penkitten would get mad.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

... My question is, does that mean that she wants my penis? Because penkitten would get mad.

It depends. Which phase is the moon in when she asks and where is Pen in her cycle? Taking that ratio to the number of songs that the third runner up of American Idol sang on the second Tuesday month that McDonald's sells the most french fries.

 

[2_intense2]

"hey do you like girl a?"

"it depends"

the girl will mostly likely ask "on what?"

"Whether or not she likes me! "

or you could answer with another question, not sure if guys do this.

"why you so interested in my answer?"

last but not least you could be honest and answer yes or no..not as much fun, but it is straight to the point.

 

[lebRambo]

It depends. Which phase is the moon in when she asks and where is Pen in her cycle? Taking that ratio to the number of songs that the third runner up of American Idol sang on the second Tuesday month that McDonald's sells the most french fries.

hahahah...awesome.

That reminds me of that thing about 'talk like a pirate day'. There is this day of the year called Talk like a Pirate day, and the idea is to stop global warming by talking like a pirate. There is an inverse relationship between the number of pirates in the world and global warming. More pirates = less global warming

I thought that was hilarious

 

[Aaron B]

respond with:

"Sure. As a friend."

 

[penkitten]

hahahah...awesome.

That reminds me of that thing about 'talk like a pirate day'. There is this day of the year called Talk like a Pirate day, and the idea is to stop global warming by talking like a pirate. There is an inverse relationship between the number of pirates in the world and global warming. More pirates = less global warming

I thought that was hilarious

dude, thats so flying spaghetti monster

http://www.venganza.org/