"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What to do if this happens

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Ok so lets say a friend of a girl i like comes up to me and says,

"hey do you like girl a?"

what should i say in this situation, because that can be an IOI
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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do any of you get any ass whatsoever? Seriously?

when are you going to learn that women speak an entirely different language than men.


If a woman comes up to you and flat out asks you "how do you like Girl A" what she is saying is "is this ***** any compitition with me?".. which is your cue to make a move on the girl that is asking the question
 

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Moofahsa said:
Safe Answer: "I'd like to get to know her"
C/F Answer (if the friend is a girl): "Why, do you?"
C/F Answer (if the friend is a guy): "It depends, is she having my baby?"
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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we all eat food said:
Ok so lets say a friend of a girl i like comes up to me and says,

"hey do you like girl a?"

what should i say in this situation, because that can be an IOI
reply with a yes I like her, and here is a message for her. Then you take girl b, kiss her and at the same time cop a quick feel.
 

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dude...whats up with all these threads discussing some minute aspect of someone's day or some irrelevant gesture that does not need explanation. I think we need a mod crackdown. All dumb threads deleted instantly.
 

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lebRambo said:
dude...whats up with all these threads discussing some minute aspect of someone's day or some irrelevant gesture that does not need explanation. I think we need a mod crackdown. All dumb threads deleted instantly.
I agree wholeheartedly. But before the crackdown begins, I have a question.

If I'm just walking along minding my own business, and a girl says, "Excuse me, do you know which way room 216 is?" My question is, does that mean that she wants my penis? Because penkitten would get mad.
 

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Giovanni Casanova said:
... My question is, does that mean that she wants my penis? Because penkitten would get mad.
It depends. Which phase is the moon in when she asks and where is Pen in her cycle? Taking that ratio to the number of songs that the third runner up of American Idol sang on the second Tuesday month that McDonald's sells the most french fries.
 

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"hey do you like girl a?"
"it depends"

the girl will mostly likely ask "on what?"

"Whether or not she likes me!;) "

or you could answer with another question, not sure if guys do this.

"why you so interested in my answer?"

last but not least you could be honest and answer yes or no..not as much fun, but it is straight to the point.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
It depends. Which phase is the moon in when she asks and where is Pen in her cycle? Taking that ratio to the number of songs that the third runner up of American Idol sang on the second Tuesday month that McDonald's sells the most french fries.
hahahah...awesome.

That reminds me of that thing about 'talk like a pirate day'. There is this day of the year called Talk like a Pirate day, and the idea is to stop global warming by talking like a pirate. There is an inverse relationship between the number of pirates in the world and global warming. More pirates = less global warming :D

I thought that was hilarious :)
 

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lebRambo said:
hahahah...awesome.

That reminds me of that thing about 'talk like a pirate day'. There is this day of the year called Talk like a Pirate day, and the idea is to stop global warming by talking like a pirate. There is an inverse relationship between the number of pirates in the world and global warming. More pirates = less global warming :D

I thought that was hilarious :)
dude, thats so flying spaghetti monster

http://www.venganza.org/
 
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