"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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What the hell does this mean!?

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So I was at this girl's place today, and she is like "Wanna see my room?"

I was like, sh!t test..? So I said, "Depends"

and she gave me this look and coy smile.

and then said "Here let me show you"

and took me by hand and led me in.

And then she laid on bed, she started undressing, i was just standing there.

and then she got all naked, spread her legs, and said:

"Go on, put it in"

I just froze.

What the hell is she talking about? Was it a sh!t test? What was the right way to play it? Experienced DJ's please help!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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S**t test, bro.

What she really wanted was a bouquet of flowers and some good conversation.

Thank god you couldn't get an erection. Now you still have a chance to salvage.
 
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april 1st. Get with the program.
 
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Don Wha said:
april 1st. Get with the program.
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you mean she DIDNT WANT ME TO PUT IT IN?


omfg, so confusing, is there like a book or a dvd series I can just buy for $900 to get this stuff?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Yeah this is a common sh!t test. If you freeze or walk away, you fail. If you do as she says, you fail.

The only way to pass is PIITB.

NEXT!
Read the Dj bible.
Hit the gym.
 
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Amazing said:
So I was at this girl's place today, and she is like "Wanna see my room?"

I was like, sh!t test..? So I said, "Depends"

and she gave me this look and coy smile.

and then said "Here let me show you"

and took me by hand and led me in.

And then she laid on bed, she started undressing, i was just standing there.

and then she got all naked, spread her legs, and said:

"Go on, put it in"

I just froze.

What the hell is she talking about? Was it a sh!t test? What was the right way to play it? Experienced DJ's please help!
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:rockon:

Lol definitely a sh!t test bro. Only way to pass would of been to trash her room and did one of these :rockon: as you walked out the room
 
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Well what I did is, I kinda froze, then suddenly said "hey what's that there" and when she looked I stormed out of her room grabbing an expensive trinket on my way out.

anyone want an itouch for $100?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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sold!

if a girl asked me to 'put it in' i'd panic punch her in the face and start crying in the fetal position.

so you handled it better than me
 
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It was a sh*t test and an April Fools joke all in one. Obeying and wussying out is a loss. Throw HER for a loop FTW!
 
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So hey guys, I got this text today, it says:

"I am pregnant and you are the father"


what do I do? I mean we only kissed, but I guess she says she liked me so much it got her pregnant. And she needs $500 by Tuesday from me to pay rent and buy stuff for the future kid.
 
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I'll cry!! AHHAHAHAhahahahahaahHAHAAHhAah

Are you for real man?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Biggie said:
Stop trolling you faggot. No one likes you.
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GRRRRRRR do you mosh at shows bro?
 
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