"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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What the hell does this mean!?

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So I was at this girl's place today, and she is like "Wanna see my room?"

I was like, sh!t test..? So I said, "Depends"

and she gave me this look and coy smile.

and then said "Here let me show you"

and took me by hand and led me in.

And then she laid on bed, she started undressing, i was just standing there.

and then she got all naked, spread her legs, and said:

"Go on, put it in"

I just froze.

What the hell is she talking about? Was it a sh!t test? What was the right way to play it? Experienced DJ's please help!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Mantis Toboggan

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S**t test, bro.

What she really wanted was a bouquet of flowers and some good conversation.

Thank god you couldn't get an erection. Now you still have a chance to salvage.
 

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april 1st. Get with the program.
 

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Don Wha said:
april 1st. Get with the program.

you mean she DIDNT WANT ME TO PUT IT IN?


omfg, so confusing, is there like a book or a dvd series I can just buy for $900 to get this stuff?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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starplayer

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Yeah this is a common sh!t test. If you freeze or walk away, you fail. If you do as she says, you fail.

The only way to pass is PIITB.

NEXT!
Read the Dj bible.
Hit the gym.
 
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Amazing said:
So I was at this girl's place today, and she is like "Wanna see my room?"

I was like, sh!t test..? So I said, "Depends"

and she gave me this look and coy smile.

and then said "Here let me show you"

and took me by hand and led me in.

And then she laid on bed, she started undressing, i was just standing there.

and then she got all naked, spread her legs, and said:

"Go on, put it in"

I just froze.

What the hell is she talking about? Was it a sh!t test? What was the right way to play it? Experienced DJ's please help!
:rockon:

Lol definitely a sh!t test bro. Only way to pass would of been to trash her room and did one of these :rockon: as you walked out the room
 

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Well what I did is, I kinda froze, then suddenly said "hey what's that there" and when she looked I stormed out of her room grabbing an expensive trinket on my way out.

anyone want an itouch for $100?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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sold!

if a girl asked me to 'put it in' i'd panic punch her in the face and start crying in the fetal position.

so you handled it better than me
 

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It was a sh*t test and an April Fools joke all in one. Obeying and wussying out is a loss. Throw HER for a loop FTW!
 

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So hey guys, I got this text today, it says:

"I am pregnant and you are the father"


what do I do? I mean we only kissed, but I guess she says she liked me so much it got her pregnant. And she needs $500 by Tuesday from me to pay rent and buy stuff for the future kid.
 

DonJuanit0

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I'll cry!! AHHAHAHAhahahahahaahHAHAAHhAah

Are you for real man?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Biggie said:
Stop trolling you faggot. No one likes you.
GRRRRRRR do you mosh at shows bro?
 
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