"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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What the hell does this mean!?

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So I was at this girl's place today, and she is like "Wanna see my room?"

I was like, sh!t test..? So I said, "Depends"

and she gave me this look and coy smile.

and then said "Here let me show you"

and took me by hand and led me in.

And then she laid on bed, she started undressing, i was just standing there.

and then she got all naked, spread her legs, and said:

"Go on, put it in"

I just froze.

What the hell is she talking about? Was it a sh!t test? What was the right way to play it? Experienced DJ's please help!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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S**t test, bro.

What she really wanted was a bouquet of flowers and some good conversation.

Thank god you couldn't get an erection. Now you still have a chance to salvage.
 
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april 1st. Get with the program.
 
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Don Wha said:
april 1st. Get with the program.
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you mean she DIDNT WANT ME TO PUT IT IN?


omfg, so confusing, is there like a book or a dvd series I can just buy for $900 to get this stuff?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Yeah this is a common sh!t test. If you freeze or walk away, you fail. If you do as she says, you fail.

The only way to pass is PIITB.

NEXT!
Read the Dj bible.
Hit the gym.
 
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Amazing said:
So I was at this girl's place today, and she is like "Wanna see my room?"

I was like, sh!t test..? So I said, "Depends"

and she gave me this look and coy smile.

and then said "Here let me show you"

and took me by hand and led me in.

And then she laid on bed, she started undressing, i was just standing there.

and then she got all naked, spread her legs, and said:

"Go on, put it in"

I just froze.

What the hell is she talking about? Was it a sh!t test? What was the right way to play it? Experienced DJ's please help!
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:rockon:

Lol definitely a sh!t test bro. Only way to pass would of been to trash her room and did one of these :rockon: as you walked out the room
 
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Well what I did is, I kinda froze, then suddenly said "hey what's that there" and when she looked I stormed out of her room grabbing an expensive trinket on my way out.

anyone want an itouch for $100?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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sold!

if a girl asked me to 'put it in' i'd panic punch her in the face and start crying in the fetal position.

so you handled it better than me
 
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It was a sh*t test and an April Fools joke all in one. Obeying and wussying out is a loss. Throw HER for a loop FTW!
 
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So hey guys, I got this text today, it says:

"I am pregnant and you are the father"


what do I do? I mean we only kissed, but I guess she says she liked me so much it got her pregnant. And she needs $500 by Tuesday from me to pay rent and buy stuff for the future kid.
 
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I'll cry!! AHHAHAHAhahahahahaahHAHAAHhAah

Are you for real man?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Biggie said:
Stop trolling you faggot. No one likes you.
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GRRRRRRR do you mosh at shows bro?
 
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