What the heck?

[Canibus27]

So today, everybody has been coming up to me asking who I lost my virginity to. I'm still a virgin, but I told this one chick that I wasn't (if you haven't been reading my journal), and I guess the entire school thinks I'm not a virgin! I don't really like living a lie, but I do like at least getting SOME attention. Anyways, we were walking down the stairs to the parking lot with the girl (who I told I wasn't a virgin), and I was walking down next to her friend and she, out of nowhere, asked if I could take her virginity! First off, I was blown away, not knowing if she was joking or being serious, so I said really? And she was like "yeah", I wasn't trying to be serious or anything, so I was like, well lets have our friend set it up for us. That was all that was said, BUT I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY MIND! She is pretty attractive, but I am just completely blown away and in total shock! Was she joking or what, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?

 

[Stuntmann]

She was joking.


Try to make exessively warm EC with one of your hot female teachers. But don't tell anybody what's going on with your viginity.

 

[Canibus27]

EC with hot teachers? I'm not sure what you mean.

 

[smooth guy]

lol...doesn't sound like a joke to me.

 

[Obsidian]

he means try to fool everyone into thinking you f*cked your teacher. Does he have to spell it out for you?
(edit -- EC means eye contact, if you don't know)

Unfortunately, these types of things happen when you lie and brag about yourself. You'll probably have to laugh it off.

Btw, NEXT that girl who went around gossiping about you. She sounds lame.

 

[jesusrules]

I remember this one time I was working at my first job and somehow I told people I was a virgin, next thing I know chicks are coming to me wanting to go on a date. Its like if your a virgin chicks want you. lol

Anyways I bet that girl likes you man. Obviously if she didnt she wouldnt even have bothered talking to you or mentioning it to you.

Have fun.