So today, everybody has been coming up to me asking who I lost my virginity to. I'm still a virgin, but I told this one chick that I wasn't (if you haven't been reading my journal), and I guess the entire school thinks I'm not a virgin! I don't really like living a lie, but I do like at least getting SOME attention. Anyways, we were walking down the stairs to the parking lot with the girl (who I told I wasn't a virgin), and I was walking down next to her friend and she, out of nowhere, asked if I could take her virginity! First off, I was blown away, not knowing if she was joking or being serious, so I said really? And she was like "yeah", I wasn't trying to be serious or anything, so I was like, well lets have our friend set it up for us. That was all that was said, BUT I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY MIND! She is pretty attractive, but I am just completely blown away and in total shock! Was she joking or what, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
What the heck?
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