DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
There are a number of Don Juan chicks on this site, what are they trying to learn to be DJ's too or what?? 
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
What the heck are girls doing on this site???
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
lookin for men ? hahaha
well most of us stumble in here and we just dont leave
read the bible
well most of us stumble in here and we just dont leave
read the bible
ImpatientFire
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well I'm a dude and I check out cosmo sumtimes to see what it's like on the other side and to see if I can learn sumthin. I guess it's the same with them.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
penkitten r u a girl?
Whats the big deal?!?!
And to tell the truth... I’m getting sick of you guys complaining about girls coming here... who the f*ck cares if there are women here? let them stay, let them have their say, and its nice to get input from the "other side" once in a while too... so just leave them be!:cuss: they have every right to be here, nowhere does it say in the bible, or anywhere on this site that women are not allowed here, so accept that there are some women on these forums, and instead of b!tching about them, try benefit from them/their knowledge.
Laterz...
yes she is...
And to tell the truth... I’m getting sick of you guys complaining about girls coming here... who the f*ck cares if there are women here? let them stay, let them have their say, and its nice to get input from the "other side" once in a while too... so just leave them be!:cuss: they have every right to be here, nowhere does it say in the bible, or anywhere on this site that women are not allowed here, so accept that there are some women on these forums, and instead of b!tching about them, try benefit from them/their knowledge.
Laterz...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
Re: Whats the big deal?!?!
I wasn't BlTCHING I was just wondering. So stfu u feminist dumbass :moon:
*yawn*
PM i got from DJ_in_making:
Anyways... this thread is pointless, anyone with common sence would figure out what women are doing on this site/forum.
Oh... and yes, there have been several threads that I found rather interesting where the FEMALES on this forum cleared up some stuff for me.
P.S.: My +-1500 posts doesn’t mean anything in regards to me having a life or not, and trust me, I have TOO MUCH of a life, as some of my friends put it:woo:
Laterz...
PM i got from DJ_in_making:
hmm.. so if this thread isnt *****ing, then why is it titled "what the heck are girls doing on this site???" ... looks to me like you ARE *****ing
Anyways... this thread is pointless, anyone with common sence would figure out what women are doing on this site/forum.
Oh... and yes, there have been several threads that I found rather interesting where the FEMALES on this forum cleared up some stuff for me.
P.S.: My +-1500 posts doesn’t mean anything in regards to me having a life or not, and trust me, I have TOO MUCH of a life, as some of my friends put it:woo:
Laterz...
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
Re: *yawn*
I'm glad you felt the need to make the message public congratulations. If I was b*tching, I wouldn't exactly have the confused smiley would I? Anyway f*ck off and go play mr. equal rights somewhere else.:kick:
*common senseOriginally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
PM i got from DJ_in_making:
hmm.. so if this thread isnt *****ing, then why is it titled "what the heck are girls doing on this site???" ... looks to me like you ARE *****ing
Anyways... this thread is pointless, anyone with common sence would figure out what women are doing on this site/forum.
Oh... and yes, there have been several threads that I found rather interesting where the FEMALES on this forum cleared up some stuff for me.
P.S.: My +-1500 posts doesn’t mean anything in regards to me having a life or not, and trust me, I have TOO MUCH of a life, as some of my friends put it:woo:
Laterz...
I'm glad you felt the need to make the message public congratulations. If I was b*tching, I wouldn't exactly have the confused smiley would I? Anyway f*ck off and go play mr. equal rights somewhere else.:kick:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Isn't anyone gonna comment on the fact that a woman told a guy to "read the bible?" I think that was funny as hell!
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DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
yea, I didn't really get that.....Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Isn't anyone gonna comment on the fact that a woman told a guy to "read the bible?" I think that's as funny as hell!
[]D [] []V[] []D
Senior Don Juan
haha... before i thought only guys were on this site/forum
So when some person said "whats wrong with hitting on a guy?" or something on the lines of that.... and i didnt know better so i said...
WTF! are you a fag or something... if you wanna hit on guys... go somewhere else, this is www.sosuave.com not....
www.sogaysuave.com!
Ehh? ehh??
:crackup:
So when some person said "whats wrong with hitting on a guy?" or something on the lines of that.... and i didnt know better so i said...
WTF! are you a fag or something... if you wanna hit on guys... go somewhere else, this is www.sosuave.com not....
www.sogaysuave.com!
Ehh? ehh??
:crackup:
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
:crackup: ......crazy
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
how are you gonna fool yourself that women won't come to this site?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
HeartlessBtch
Don Juan
I think you guys are not realizing that at time women can give very valuable advice. When you guys post questions such as "if a girl does this what does it mean?" or "if a girl says this...what does it mean?" only women know the answers to those questions because we are misleading and selfish at times, so misleading that instead of saying "go fck off, i'd never hang out with you" we say "yeah, I'll give you a call when I'm not busy". So please, be grateful that girls on this site are wiling to say it as it is because they have NO idea who you are and they themselves might have regrets of not being 100% honest to a guy before.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Re: *sigh*
Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Welcome to the forum, HeartlessBtch
I'm not saying a word....
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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