"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What the heck are girls doing on this site???

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There are a number of Don Juan chicks on this site, what are they trying to learn to be DJ's too or what?? :confused:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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lookin for men ? hahaha

well most of us stumble in here and we just dont leave

read the bible
 

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well I'm a dude and I check out cosmo sumtimes to see what it's like on the other side and to see if I can learn sumthin. I guess it's the same with them.
 

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penkitten r u a girl?
 

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Whats the big deal?!?!

Originally posted by DJ_in_making
penkitten r u a girl?
yes she is...

And to tell the truth... I’m getting sick of you guys complaining about girls coming here... who the f*ck cares if there are women here? let them stay, let them have their say, and its nice to get input from the "other side" once in a while too... so just leave them be!:cuss: they have every right to be here, nowhere does it say in the bible, or anywhere on this site that women are not allowed here, so accept that there are some women on these forums, and instead of b!tching about them, try benefit from them/their knowledge.


Laterz...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Re: Whats the big deal?!?!

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
yes she is...

And to tell the truth... I’m getting sick of you guys complaining about girls coming here... who the f*ck cares if there are women here? let them stay, let them have their say, and its nice to get input from the "other side" once in a while too... so just leave them be!:cuss: they have every right to be here, nowhere does it say in the bible, or anywhere on this site that women are not allowed here, so accept that there are some women on these forums, and instead of b!tching about them, try benefit from them/their knowledge.


Laterz...
I wasn't BlTCHING I was just wondering. So stfu u feminist dumbass :moon:
 

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*yawn*

PM i got from DJ_in_making:
calm the f*ck down I wasn't making it a big deal you were. yea, tell me how much you benefited from female knowledge dumbass you posted here like 1500 times, get a life.
hmm.. so if this thread isnt *****ing, then why is it titled "what the heck are girls doing on this site???" ... looks to me like you ARE *****ing:rolleyes:

Anyways... this thread is pointless, anyone with common sence would figure out what women are doing on this site/forum.

Oh... and yes, there have been several threads that I found rather interesting where the FEMALES on this forum cleared up some stuff for me.

P.S.: My +-1500 posts doesn’t mean anything in regards to me having a life or not, and trust me, I have TOO MUCH of a life, as some of my friends put it:woo:


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Re: *yawn*

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
PM i got from DJ_in_making:

hmm.. so if this thread isnt *****ing, then why is it titled "what the heck are girls doing on this site???" ... looks to me like you ARE *****ing:rolleyes:

Anyways... this thread is pointless, anyone with common sence would figure out what women are doing on this site/forum.

Oh... and yes, there have been several threads that I found rather interesting where the FEMALES on this forum cleared up some stuff for me.

P.S.: My +-1500 posts doesn’t mean anything in regards to me having a life or not, and trust me, I have TOO MUCH of a life, as some of my friends put it:woo:


Laterz...
*common sense
I'm glad you felt the need to make the message public congratulations. If I was b*tching, I wouldn't exactly have the confused smiley would I? Anyway f*ck off and go play mr. equal rights somewhere else.:kick:
 

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DJ_in_making: u sure ur not a chick urself? seems to me like you're PMS'ing:rolleyes:


Laterz..
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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Isn't anyone gonna comment on the fact that a woman told a guy to "read the bible?" I think that was funny as hell! :p
 
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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Isn't anyone gonna comment on the fact that a woman told a guy to "read the bible?" I think that's as funny as hell! :p
yea, I didn't really get that.....
 

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haha... before i thought only guys were on this site/forum

So when some person said "whats wrong with hitting on a guy?" or something on the lines of that.... and i didnt know better so i said...

WTF! are you a fag or something... if you wanna hit on guys... go somewhere else, this is www.sosuave.com not....

www.sogaysuave.com!

Ehh? ehh??

:crackup:
 

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Originally posted by []D [] []V[] []D
haha... before i thought only guys were on this site/forum

So when some person said "whats wrong with hitting on a guy?" or something on the lines of that.... and i didnt know better so i said...

WTF! are you a fag or something... if you wanna hit on guys... go somewhere else, this is www.sosuave.com not....

www.sogaysuave.com!

Ehh? ehh??

:crackup:
:crackup: ......crazy
 

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how are you gonna fool yourself that women won't come to this site?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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On this subject.... Anyone know of any girl forums like this one? Or any girl forums that deal with relationships etc?


Laterz...
 

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I think you guys are not realizing that at time women can give very valuable advice. When you guys post questions such as "if a girl does this what does it mean?" or "if a girl says this...what does it mean?" only women know the answers to those questions because we are misleading and selfish at times, so misleading that instead of saying "go fck off, i'd never hang out with you" we say "yeah, I'll give you a call when I'm not busy". So please, be grateful that girls on this site are wiling to say it as it is because they have NO idea who you are and they themselves might have regrets of not being 100% honest to a guy before.
 

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*sigh*

Welcome to the forum, HeartlessBtch:rolleyes:
 

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Re: *sigh*

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Welcome to the forum, HeartlessBtch:rolleyes: [/QUOTE

I'm not saying a word....
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

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