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abc...its easy as 123Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Definitely, definitely Jackson Five.
*Glances around nervously.*
I mean Guns N Roses.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
abc...its easy as 123Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Definitely, definitely Jackson Five.
*Glances around nervously.*
I mean Guns N Roses.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
ever listen to the early stuff, see emily play,echos, saucerful of secrets, relics? thats all the acid tripping days.
Originally posted by Wyldfire
Pink Floyd with Roger Waters without a doubt. Supertramp, Zeppelin, GNR
Now for some bands/artists I DON'T want to see get back together or put out more music:
Menudo
Milli Vanilli
Spice Girls
New Kids on The Block
The Osmond Brothers
Vanilla Ice
WHAM
actually Vanilla Ice is back, he does rap metal now haha.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
that's an answerOriginally posted by TyTe`EyEs
The Doors.
They had so much potential.
Your an A..hole who's opinion is of no value.Originally posted by crowes22
Beatles songs sound like something they would play in a damn homosexual nightclub.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Your statements just prove your lack of validity on the subject.Originally posted by crowes22
You have got to be kidding. The TRUE best band of ALL time, hands down is Led Zeppelin. Beatles songs sound like something they would play in a damn homosexual nightclub.
Nobody came close to Zeppelin when they were together, and now 30 years later, they are still on top.
Yeah, his voice does suck now. But so ****ing what? Tell me, have you ever seen them live? No, and neither have I. It's been almost 30 years since they've performed live. And that's really the only reason they need to get back together...**** any new albums, just go on tour and show today's bands how it's done. Because no band in the history of rock rocks harder than Zeppelin. Sure, the Beatles may have written better songs, and the Stones were on top of their game for about 3 times as long, but it can't, just CAN NOT be disputed that Zeppelin rocks the hardest.Originally posted by Desdinova
Personally, I wouldn't like seeing Zeppelin get back together. Robert Plant's voice isn't holding up very well anymore. Go buy Page & Plant Unledded and you'll see what I mean. Also remember that album's 10 years old already.
led fer yer head!Originally posted by il_duce
Yeah, his voice does suck now. But so ****ing what? Tell me, have you ever seen them live? No, and neither have I. It's been almost 30 years since they've performed live. And that's really the only reason they need to get back together...**** any new albums, just go on tour and show today's bands how it's done. Because no band in the history of rock rocks harder than Zeppelin. Sure, the Beatles may have written better songs, and the Stones were on top of their game for about 3 times as long, but it can't, just CAN NOT be disputed that Zeppelin rocks the hardest.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
OK man, I respect what the Beatles did as far as breaking through, but none of their music did anything for me, EVER.Originally posted by familyguyfan
Your statements just prove your lack of validity on the subject.
Although I think early Beatles stuff still is great music, I can understand why people think the Beatles are overrated when they only hear that stuff. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that's all you've heard. If that's the case, then don't go saying they suck cause you haven't heard it all. If you have heard it all, and you still can't admit to their incredible songwriting prowess, then you truly don't have any appreciation for music.
So go and listen to Revolver and the White Album before you say that the Beatles suck.
And I do love Zeppelin as well. They definitely have much more talent at playing instruments, but the Beatles were much better songwriters.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.