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abc...its easy as 123Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Definitely, definitely Jackson Five.
*Glances around nervously.*
I mean Guns N Roses.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
abc...its easy as 123Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Definitely, definitely Jackson Five.
*Glances around nervously.*
I mean Guns N Roses.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
ever listen to the early stuff, see emily play,echos, saucerful of secrets, relics? thats all the acid tripping days.
Originally posted by Wyldfire
Pink Floyd with Roger Waters without a doubt. Supertramp, Zeppelin, GNR
Now for some bands/artists I DON'T want to see get back together or put out more music:
Menudo
Milli Vanilli
Spice Girls
New Kids on The Block
The Osmond Brothers
Vanilla Ice
WHAM
actually Vanilla Ice is back, he does rap metal now haha.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
that's an answerOriginally posted by TyTe`EyEs
The Doors.
They had so much potential.
Your an A..hole who's opinion is of no value.Originally posted by crowes22
Beatles songs sound like something they would play in a damn homosexual nightclub.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Your statements just prove your lack of validity on the subject.Originally posted by crowes22
You have got to be kidding. The TRUE best band of ALL time, hands down is Led Zeppelin. Beatles songs sound like something they would play in a damn homosexual nightclub.
Nobody came close to Zeppelin when they were together, and now 30 years later, they are still on top.
Yeah, his voice does suck now. But so ****ing what? Tell me, have you ever seen them live? No, and neither have I. It's been almost 30 years since they've performed live. And that's really the only reason they need to get back together...**** any new albums, just go on tour and show today's bands how it's done. Because no band in the history of rock rocks harder than Zeppelin. Sure, the Beatles may have written better songs, and the Stones were on top of their game for about 3 times as long, but it can't, just CAN NOT be disputed that Zeppelin rocks the hardest.Originally posted by Desdinova
Personally, I wouldn't like seeing Zeppelin get back together. Robert Plant's voice isn't holding up very well anymore. Go buy Page & Plant Unledded and you'll see what I mean. Also remember that album's 10 years old already.
led fer yer head!Originally posted by il_duce
Yeah, his voice does suck now. But so ****ing what? Tell me, have you ever seen them live? No, and neither have I. It's been almost 30 years since they've performed live. And that's really the only reason they need to get back together...**** any new albums, just go on tour and show today's bands how it's done. Because no band in the history of rock rocks harder than Zeppelin. Sure, the Beatles may have written better songs, and the Stones were on top of their game for about 3 times as long, but it can't, just CAN NOT be disputed that Zeppelin rocks the hardest.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
OK man, I respect what the Beatles did as far as breaking through, but none of their music did anything for me, EVER.Originally posted by familyguyfan
Your statements just prove your lack of validity on the subject.
Although I think early Beatles stuff still is great music, I can understand why people think the Beatles are overrated when they only hear that stuff. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that's all you've heard. If that's the case, then don't go saying they suck cause you haven't heard it all. If you have heard it all, and you still can't admit to their incredible songwriting prowess, then you truly don't have any appreciation for music.
So go and listen to Revolver and the White Album before you say that the Beatles suck.
And I do love Zeppelin as well. They definitely have much more talent at playing instruments, but the Beatles were much better songwriters.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.