thelonewolflegend
Banned
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- Jan 5, 2014
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
what number am i?
- Thread starter thelonewolflegend
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
sylvester the cat
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 30, 2012
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have you read the dj bible?
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Maximus Rex
Banned
I Think It Was Possible
Before thelonewolflegend started posting on here, I didn't think it was possible to get one than one red dot. If he reaches ten red dots will he be automatically banned?
Before thelonewolflegend started posting on here, I didn't think it was possible to get one than one red dot. If he reaches ten red dots will he be automatically banned?
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Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I've seen worse pof profiles.
Here's mine: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=76958493
The pic is actually a buddy of mine getting beaten up. He jumped camp to go turn pro because he said all of us were holding him back. Then he proceeded to get beaten up a lot, which was hilarious to me. I do look a little like the guy on top. And I have plenty of pics of me fighting, so it's not that much of a lie to use a pic that isn't me.
As for yours, it's really not that awful. Change the ghetto-speak words like "masta" to the actual English word. And work on your pics. That one isn't awful, but you need more. Try to get pics of you doing something, action shots.
And I think you look normal, but if you want to attract more women, work on the ratio of your chest-to-waist size. You can either bulk up your chest or drop fat from your midsection. And I know it's winter now, but try to get a little sun when you can.
Here's mine: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=76958493
The pic is actually a buddy of mine getting beaten up. He jumped camp to go turn pro because he said all of us were holding him back. Then he proceeded to get beaten up a lot, which was hilarious to me. I do look a little like the guy on top. And I have plenty of pics of me fighting, so it's not that much of a lie to use a pic that isn't me.
As for yours, it's really not that awful. Change the ghetto-speak words like "masta" to the actual English word. And work on your pics. That one isn't awful, but you need more. Try to get pics of you doing something, action shots.
And I think you look normal, but if you want to attract more women, work on the ratio of your chest-to-waist size. You can either bulk up your chest or drop fat from your midsection. And I know it's winter now, but try to get a little sun when you can.
Meisterman
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2014
- Messages
- 327
- Reaction score
- 41
I'm thinking he's just a giant troll. How is it that his biography is spelled flawlessly on that site yet on here he can barely form a coherent sentence? (Serious question).