"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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what number am i?

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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djthiago1

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You're not a masta bro. Stop trying to be such a show off, jeez. Add a little mistery there dude. If i was a girl, i wouldn't date you in a million years.
 

MtnMan

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im not sure if you an idiot whos serious or a troll with way to much time on your hands.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Maximus Rex

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I Think It Was Possible

Before thelonewolflegend started posting on here, I didn't think it was possible to get one than one red dot. If he reaches ten red dots will he be automatically banned?
 
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Bible_Belt

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I've seen worse pof profiles.

Here's mine: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=76958493

The pic is actually a buddy of mine getting beaten up. He jumped camp to go turn pro because he said all of us were holding him back. Then he proceeded to get beaten up a lot, which was hilarious to me. I do look a little like the guy on top. And I have plenty of pics of me fighting, so it's not that much of a lie to use a pic that isn't me.

As for yours, it's really not that awful. Change the ghetto-speak words like "masta" to the actual English word. And work on your pics. That one isn't awful, but you need more. Try to get pics of you doing something, action shots.

And I think you look normal, but if you want to attract more women, work on the ratio of your chest-to-waist size. You can either bulk up your chest or drop fat from your midsection. And I know it's winter now, but try to get a little sun when you can.
 

Meisterman

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I'm thinking he's just a giant troll. How is it that his biography is spelled flawlessly on that site yet on here he can barely form a coherent sentence? (Serious question).
 
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