"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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What Movie is this from?

The Forms

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OK, so I remember one little joke in a movie where there's a blind guy and his friend sitting on a couch and the blind guy has a rubix (sp?) cube, and he will move the block one click and holds it up and the guy next to him says, "no." and they repeat.

So its like *click* "no," *click* "no," *click* "no."

Does ANYONE remember what movie this is from? I thought it was hilarious when I saw it, but I don't remember what it's from.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Is it the one with Gene Wilder (Willy Wonka) and Richard Pryor (black comedian) where one of them is blind and the other is deaf? I can't remember the name but if you search their names on google you'll find it.
 

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The skit your actually thinking of involved a blind man, a deck of cards and a little homeless guy.

The blind guy was trying to do a magic trick (guess the card?) of the homeless guy. He went through the deck holding up card after card saying "is this it" and he would always get a "no" from the homeless guy.

The movie is UHF starring Weird Al Yankovic. Thanks for playing.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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HA! That was it! Thank you, ever onward! Now I remember. That came on TV a few weeks ago. Must be it.

Ace of Flames, do you always say stupid things noone wants to hear? Honestly, No one cares if you think the idea isn't funny. I'm sorry your uncle touched you where your bathing suit goes, but don't take it out on the rest of us.
 

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Ever onward said:
The skit your actually thinking of involved a blind man, a deck of cards and a little homeless guy.

The blind guy was trying to do a magic trick (guess the card?) of the homeless guy. He went through the deck holding up card after card saying "is this it" and he would always get a "no" from the homeless guy.

The movie is UHF starring Weird Al Yankovic. Thanks for playing.
In UHF the homeless man is searching for a rare coin. The blind man has a handfull of change and is showing the homeless man one coin at a time.

Each time he holds up a coin he says "is this it?" to wich the bum replies, "no."
 

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Teflon_Mcgee said:
In UHF the homeless man is searching for a rare coin. The blind man has a handfull of change and is showing the homeless man one coin at a time.

Each time he holds up a coin he says "is this it?" to wich the bum replies, "no."

I remember, it was a blind guy and a rubix cube. I don't know where I got the card trick thing but it was definitely UHF.

I do remember the coins but I think that was a different part. (Did they do the gag twice?)

I remember the homeless guy getting the rare coin from RJ Fletcher. He went up to him and said:

"Change....you gotta any Change....Hey mister you got any change?"

Then Fletcher gave him the change and the homeless guy gave him a dollar. Then at the end of the movie, the homeless guy went back to him and said "thanks mister, you gave me a rare quarter and I was able to buy a really neat watch (a rolex)"
 

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Okay you are 100% correct. I just watched that part on DVD and the bum is checking the rubix cube each time.

Now I hope we can sleep at night.
 

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LOL,

I'm glad you have the DVD as it was driving me nut! I could remember it crystal clear except for the fact that it was a rubix cube (I can't believe I thought it was cards)

I wish I had it on DVD,

Dear Santa...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The Forms said:
Ace of Flames, do you always say stupid things noone wants to hear? Honestly, No one cares if you think the idea isn't funny. I'm sorry your uncle touched you where your bathing suit goes, but don't take it out on the rest of us.
Sorry, forgot opinions are stupid.

:rolleyes:
 
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