"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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What Movie is this from?

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OK, so I remember one little joke in a movie where there's a blind guy and his friend sitting on a couch and the blind guy has a rubix (sp?) cube, and he will move the block one click and holds it up and the guy next to him says, "no." and they repeat.

So its like *click* "no," *click* "no," *click* "no."

Does ANYONE remember what movie this is from? I thought it was hilarious when I saw it, but I don't remember what it's from.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Is it the one with Gene Wilder (Willy Wonka) and Richard Pryor (black comedian) where one of them is blind and the other is deaf? I can't remember the name but if you search their names on google you'll find it.
 

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The skit your actually thinking of involved a blind man, a deck of cards and a little homeless guy.

The blind guy was trying to do a magic trick (guess the card?) of the homeless guy. He went through the deck holding up card after card saying "is this it" and he would always get a "no" from the homeless guy.

The movie is UHF starring Weird Al Yankovic. Thanks for playing.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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HA! That was it! Thank you, ever onward! Now I remember. That came on TV a few weeks ago. Must be it.

Ace of Flames, do you always say stupid things noone wants to hear? Honestly, No one cares if you think the idea isn't funny. I'm sorry your uncle touched you where your bathing suit goes, but don't take it out on the rest of us.
 

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Ever onward said:
The skit your actually thinking of involved a blind man, a deck of cards and a little homeless guy.

The blind guy was trying to do a magic trick (guess the card?) of the homeless guy. He went through the deck holding up card after card saying "is this it" and he would always get a "no" from the homeless guy.

The movie is UHF starring Weird Al Yankovic. Thanks for playing.
In UHF the homeless man is searching for a rare coin. The blind man has a handfull of change and is showing the homeless man one coin at a time.

Each time he holds up a coin he says "is this it?" to wich the bum replies, "no."
 

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Teflon_Mcgee said:
In UHF the homeless man is searching for a rare coin. The blind man has a handfull of change and is showing the homeless man one coin at a time.

Each time he holds up a coin he says "is this it?" to wich the bum replies, "no."

I remember, it was a blind guy and a rubix cube. I don't know where I got the card trick thing but it was definitely UHF.

I do remember the coins but I think that was a different part. (Did they do the gag twice?)

I remember the homeless guy getting the rare coin from RJ Fletcher. He went up to him and said:

"Change....you gotta any Change....Hey mister you got any change?"

Then Fletcher gave him the change and the homeless guy gave him a dollar. Then at the end of the movie, the homeless guy went back to him and said "thanks mister, you gave me a rare quarter and I was able to buy a really neat watch (a rolex)"
 

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Okay you are 100% correct. I just watched that part on DVD and the bum is checking the rubix cube each time.

Now I hope we can sleep at night.
 

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LOL,

I'm glad you have the DVD as it was driving me nut! I could remember it crystal clear except for the fact that it was a rubix cube (I can't believe I thought it was cards)

I wish I had it on DVD,

Dear Santa...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The Forms said:
Ace of Flames, do you always say stupid things noone wants to hear? Honestly, No one cares if you think the idea isn't funny. I'm sorry your uncle touched you where your bathing suit goes, but don't take it out on the rest of us.
Sorry, forgot opinions are stupid.

:rolleyes:
 
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