"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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What Movie is this from?

The Forms

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OK, so I remember one little joke in a movie where there's a blind guy and his friend sitting on a couch and the blind guy has a rubix (sp?) cube, and he will move the block one click and holds it up and the guy next to him says, "no." and they repeat.

So its like *click* "no," *click* "no," *click* "no."

Does ANYONE remember what movie this is from? I thought it was hilarious when I saw it, but I don't remember what it's from.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Is it the one with Gene Wilder (Willy Wonka) and Richard Pryor (black comedian) where one of them is blind and the other is deaf? I can't remember the name but if you search their names on google you'll find it.
 

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The skit your actually thinking of involved a blind man, a deck of cards and a little homeless guy.

The blind guy was trying to do a magic trick (guess the card?) of the homeless guy. He went through the deck holding up card after card saying "is this it" and he would always get a "no" from the homeless guy.

The movie is UHF starring Weird Al Yankovic. Thanks for playing.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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HA! That was it! Thank you, ever onward! Now I remember. That came on TV a few weeks ago. Must be it.

Ace of Flames, do you always say stupid things noone wants to hear? Honestly, No one cares if you think the idea isn't funny. I'm sorry your uncle touched you where your bathing suit goes, but don't take it out on the rest of us.
 

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Ever onward said:
The skit your actually thinking of involved a blind man, a deck of cards and a little homeless guy.

The blind guy was trying to do a magic trick (guess the card?) of the homeless guy. He went through the deck holding up card after card saying "is this it" and he would always get a "no" from the homeless guy.

The movie is UHF starring Weird Al Yankovic. Thanks for playing.
In UHF the homeless man is searching for a rare coin. The blind man has a handfull of change and is showing the homeless man one coin at a time.

Each time he holds up a coin he says "is this it?" to wich the bum replies, "no."
 

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Teflon_Mcgee said:
In UHF the homeless man is searching for a rare coin. The blind man has a handfull of change and is showing the homeless man one coin at a time.

Each time he holds up a coin he says "is this it?" to wich the bum replies, "no."

I remember, it was a blind guy and a rubix cube. I don't know where I got the card trick thing but it was definitely UHF.

I do remember the coins but I think that was a different part. (Did they do the gag twice?)

I remember the homeless guy getting the rare coin from RJ Fletcher. He went up to him and said:

"Change....you gotta any Change....Hey mister you got any change?"

Then Fletcher gave him the change and the homeless guy gave him a dollar. Then at the end of the movie, the homeless guy went back to him and said "thanks mister, you gave me a rare quarter and I was able to buy a really neat watch (a rolex)"
 

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Okay you are 100% correct. I just watched that part on DVD and the bum is checking the rubix cube each time.

Now I hope we can sleep at night.
 

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LOL,

I'm glad you have the DVD as it was driving me nut! I could remember it crystal clear except for the fact that it was a rubix cube (I can't believe I thought it was cards)

I wish I had it on DVD,

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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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The Forms said:
Ace of Flames, do you always say stupid things noone wants to hear? Honestly, No one cares if you think the idea isn't funny. I'm sorry your uncle touched you where your bathing suit goes, but don't take it out on the rest of us.
Sorry, forgot opinions are stupid.

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