"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What is your 1st impression of me... Honestly..

NeW2TheGame

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Hey people, well theres this mint as chick at work i met, and i've been doing what i "should" be doin, not clingy, c&f, etc.
She then sent a msg asking what was my first impression of her....should i tell her how i really feel? Or chuck a bit of c&f in there?

Thanks, need an answer by Friday >.>
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Or chuck a bit of c&f in there?
Everyone reallly has to stop answering their own questions. If you already present the solution to us, why would you try to validate it here, instead of goddamn testing it out!!

Sigh...
 

NeW2TheGame

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Guys you see...there is one bit i left out.
She said she will talk to me on friday, but she is unsure because everytime i talk to her im always teasing her, in this case, harmless teasing, hence c&f

THAT is the reason why i feel i have to ask you guys, because she might really get pissed if i chuck MORE c&f in there....but then again if i say how i really feel that is screwing myself up..........

Suggestions?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Zerotwoonenine

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just dont kiss her ass by saying i though you are the hottest girl on earth, you could compliment her, for example if she was wearing a very nice pair of earings say i remember the nice pair of earing you were wearing, it really suit your eyes, the cloth you were wearing etc, or you could just add abit of c+f in there, comment on her earings and then say her shoes were horrible, its all up to you.
Goodluck
 

crossboss

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What I would say:

I think you are worthess... then smile and touch her.

Or I don't know, its hard to say. Portrays you are something to work for.
 

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honestly, I think you are crap. J/K.

DAFS, this isn't a new subject.
 

Zerotwoonenine

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hey geeze people, didnt you lots read about that tip-even the most confident girl needs evidence to back it up sometimes- if he does c+f too much she is more likely to be alittle hurt than be more attracted to him.
Dude just go with what i told you, if she is attracted to you she will love you for it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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