"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What is ****y & Funny

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****y

adj. - Overly self-assertive or self-confident.


Fun·ny

adj. - Causing laughter or amusement.


Thus, being ****y and Funny means that you are causing laughter or amusement by being overly self assertive or self-confident.

Examples of ****y and Funny

****y and Funny is NOT A NEG!

A NEG is a Negative Compliment
Example: I like those shoes, my grandmother has the same pair.

The Compliment: Nice Shoes
The Back-Handed Insult My grandmother has the same ones.


By know you should be able to know the difference.



If you are still in need for Examples of ****y and Funny, PM whyshy and E_ze05. They are the best guys at being ****y and Funny, that I know of.
 

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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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B-Lemond said:
****y

adj. - Overly self-assertive or self-confident.


Fun·ny

adj. - Causing laughter or amusement.


Thus, being ****y and Funny means that you are causing laughter or amusement by being overly self assertive or self-confident.

Examples of ****y and Funny

****y and Funny is NOT A NEG!

A NEG is a Negative Compliment
Example: I like those shoes, my grandmother has the same pair.

The Compliment: Nice Shoes
The Back-Handed Insult My grandmother has the same ones.


By know you should be able to know the difference.



If you are still in need for Examples of ****y and Funny, PM whyshy and E_ze05. They are the best guys at being ****y and Funny, that I know of.
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Do you really think a girl will cream her knickers if you say this to her and drag you to bed!?
****y and funny is based on having a good rapport with some one, i.e. you know them well enough to say this ****. When i'm with my close friends we basicly insult each other left right and centre, and its pretty funny. If a stranger came up saying this before they had established a good rapport he would get a pounding, or in relation, going up to a strange girl and going c&f you would get a **** off! work on getting a good rapport first then think about doing this, but c&f is not really needed for seduction.
 
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C and F is just a conversation tactic.

--Mission
 
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Doggystyle said:
Do you really think a girl will cream her knickers if you say this to her and drag you to bed!?
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:crackup:

Listen buddy:

I don't make the rules (not yet at least) I just follow them.

Additionally, tell me where I mentioned "C & F will get you laid"


Stay Positive Fellas
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Have Fun!
 
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Mission said:
C and F is just a conversation tactic.

--Mission
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Yes it is a conversation tactic, every one uses it on a day to day basis in some way or other. I just think that too many people rely on it as there basis for conversation instead establishing a conversation first then throwing something like c&f or a neg hit in.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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B-Lemond said:
:crackup:

Listen buddy:

I don't make the rules (not yet at least) I just follow them.

Additionally, tell me where I mentioned "C & F will get you laid"


Stay Positive Fellas
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Have Fun!
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The fact thats its not posted in "off topic".
So what just was the point to your post if it was't about getting laid, after all, it is a seduction forum.
 
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Doggystyle said:
The fact thats its not posted in "off topic".
So what just was the point to your post if it was't about getting laid, after all, it is a seduction forum.
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Do you want me to re-write the whole DJ Bible for you?

:crackup:



Thread Title: What is ****y & Funny

Now does that answer your question?
 
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B-Lemond said:
Do you want me to re-write the whole DJ Bible for you?

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Thread Title: What is ****y & Funny

Now does that answer your question?
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Yes please can you rewrite it for me!
I dont recall asking any questions by the way
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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That was a rhetorical question!
Oh and those pictures of faces every one puts on there posts.....yeah these :rolleyes: :) :woo: :box: :rock: :whistle: :flowers: ............yeah there gay!!!
Oh by they way i never seriously take the pizz outa any one here, I guess its just the dry british wit as others like to put it! any one english about? they'll get me.
 
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why do you guys always argue over nothing like lil girls on this forum?

there's nothing more pathetic than trying to win an argument (regardless of real life or online)...arguing is for women:rock:

just a thought...i wasnt directing at anyone so just chillax!
 
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You mean it won't?
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C&F does work. As long as it is CONGRUENT with your personality and body language.

Will C&F get you laid? Yes

I was just being criticized by a newbie, who was trying to validate himself by trying to stump me...

No worries...

C&F does and will work, as long as you do it right.

:up:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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My favorite C and F lines are:

Girl: what time is it?
Guy: Time for you to start cooking dinner

or

Girl: Hey!
Guy: Hey why are you out of the house? those clothes wont fold themselves

Those have had the highest Laugh inducing rate out of my C and F arsenal, but use them carfeully because these kind of jokes get old quick.
 
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Choking Victim Rocks said:
My favorite C and F lines are:

Girl: what time is it?
Guy: Time for you to start cooking dinner

or

Girl: Hey!
Guy: Hey why are you out of the house? those clothes wont fold themselves
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This is precisely why I made this thread.

That is NOT ****y and Funny! That is chauvinistic, sexist and just down right MEAN.

Too many people here THINK that they are using C&F and then they wonder why they aren't getting any results.

An example of C&F would be:

Her: I just saw the sexiest guy I have ever seen.
C&F: I didn't know you were spying on me.
C&F2: Dang girl, I knew I looked good but not THAT good.

Another C&F example:

Her: Nice Shirt!
C&F: You are going to have to try harder than that to get in my pants.

Yet another example of C&F:

Her (to someone else): Nice shoes.
C&F: Yeah, you like them? I just got them the other day...

Last example of C&F:

Her: (starts touching you)
C&F: That's going to cost you.
C&F2: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hands off the goods!

Her: :crackup: (touches you some more)
C&F: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hands off the goods!
C&F2: O, are we starting a tab now? Will that be cash or credit? Visa or Mastercard?


For further understanding of what C&F is, see the original post.
 
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