"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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What is ****y & Funny

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****y

adj. - Overly self-assertive or self-confident.


Fun·ny

adj. - Causing laughter or amusement.


Thus, being ****y and Funny means that you are causing laughter or amusement by being overly self assertive or self-confident.

Examples of ****y and Funny

****y and Funny is NOT A NEG!

A NEG is a Negative Compliment
Example: I like those shoes, my grandmother has the same pair.

The Compliment: Nice Shoes
The Back-Handed Insult My grandmother has the same ones.


By know you should be able to know the difference.



If you are still in need for Examples of ****y and Funny, PM whyshy and E_ze05. They are the best guys at being ****y and Funny, that I know of.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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B-Lemond said:
****y

adj. - Overly self-assertive or self-confident.


Fun·ny

adj. - Causing laughter or amusement.


Thus, being ****y and Funny means that you are causing laughter or amusement by being overly self assertive or self-confident.

Examples of ****y and Funny

****y and Funny is NOT A NEG!

A NEG is a Negative Compliment
Example: I like those shoes, my grandmother has the same pair.

The Compliment: Nice Shoes
The Back-Handed Insult My grandmother has the same ones.


By know you should be able to know the difference.



If you are still in need for Examples of ****y and Funny, PM whyshy and E_ze05. They are the best guys at being ****y and Funny, that I know of.
Do you really think a girl will cream her knickers if you say this to her and drag you to bed!?
****y and funny is based on having a good rapport with some one, i.e. you know them well enough to say this ****. When i'm with my close friends we basicly insult each other left right and centre, and its pretty funny. If a stranger came up saying this before they had established a good rapport he would get a pounding, or in relation, going up to a strange girl and going c&f you would get a **** off! work on getting a good rapport first then think about doing this, but c&f is not really needed for seduction.
 

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C and F is just a conversation tactic.

--Mission
 

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Doggystyle said:
Do you really think a girl will cream her knickers if you say this to her and drag you to bed!?
:crackup:

Listen buddy:

I don't make the rules (not yet at least) I just follow them.

Additionally, tell me where I mentioned "C & F will get you laid"


Stay Positive Fellas
&
Have Fun!
 

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Mission said:
C and F is just a conversation tactic.

--Mission
Yes it is a conversation tactic, every one uses it on a day to day basis in some way or other. I just think that too many people rely on it as there basis for conversation instead establishing a conversation first then throwing something like c&f or a neg hit in.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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B-Lemond said:
:crackup:

Listen buddy:

I don't make the rules (not yet at least) I just follow them.

Additionally, tell me where I mentioned "C & F will get you laid"


Stay Positive Fellas
&
Have Fun!
The fact thats its not posted in "off topic".
So what just was the point to your post if it was't about getting laid, after all, it is a seduction forum.
 

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Doggystyle said:
The fact thats its not posted in "off topic".
So what just was the point to your post if it was't about getting laid, after all, it is a seduction forum.
Do you want me to re-write the whole DJ Bible for you?

:crackup:



Thread Title: What is ****y & Funny

Now does that answer your question?
 

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B-Lemond said:
Do you want me to re-write the whole DJ Bible for you?

:crackup:



Thread Title: What is ****y & Funny

Now does that answer your question?
Yes please can you rewrite it for me!
I dont recall asking any questions by the way
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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That was a rhetorical question!
Oh and those pictures of faces every one puts on there posts.....yeah these :rolleyes: :) :woo: :box: :rock: :whistle: :flowers: ............yeah there gay!!!
Oh by they way i never seriously take the pizz outa any one here, I guess its just the dry british wit as others like to put it! any one english about? they'll get me.
 

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why do you guys always argue over nothing like lil girls on this forum?

there's nothing more pathetic than trying to win an argument (regardless of real life or online)...arguing is for women:rock:

just a thought...i wasnt directing at anyone so just chillax!
 

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BBX said:
You mean it won't?
C&F does work. As long as it is CONGRUENT with your personality and body language.

Will C&F get you laid? Yes

I was just being criticized by a newbie, who was trying to validate himself by trying to stump me...

No worries...

C&F does and will work, as long as you do it right.

:up:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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My favorite C and F lines are:

Girl: what time is it?
Guy: Time for you to start cooking dinner

or

Girl: Hey!
Guy: Hey why are you out of the house? those clothes wont fold themselves

Those have had the highest Laugh inducing rate out of my C and F arsenal, but use them carfeully because these kind of jokes get old quick.
 

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Choking Victim Rocks said:
My favorite C and F lines are:

Girl: what time is it?
Guy: Time for you to start cooking dinner

or

Girl: Hey!
Guy: Hey why are you out of the house? those clothes wont fold themselves

This is precisely why I made this thread.

That is NOT ****y and Funny! That is chauvinistic, sexist and just down right MEAN.

Too many people here THINK that they are using C&F and then they wonder why they aren't getting any results.

An example of C&F would be:

Her: I just saw the sexiest guy I have ever seen.
C&F: I didn't know you were spying on me.
C&F2: Dang girl, I knew I looked good but not THAT good.

Another C&F example:

Her: Nice Shirt!
C&F: You are going to have to try harder than that to get in my pants.

Yet another example of C&F:

Her (to someone else): Nice shoes.
C&F: Yeah, you like them? I just got them the other day...

Last example of C&F:

Her: (starts touching you)
C&F: That's going to cost you.
C&F2: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hands off the goods!

Her: :crackup: (touches you some more)
C&F: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hands off the goods!
C&F2: O, are we starting a tab now? Will that be cash or credit? Visa or Mastercard?


For further understanding of what C&F is, see the original post.
 
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