"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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What is ****y & Funny

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****y

adj. - Overly self-assertive or self-confident.


Fun·ny

adj. - Causing laughter or amusement.


Thus, being ****y and Funny means that you are causing laughter or amusement by being overly self assertive or self-confident.

Examples of ****y and Funny

****y and Funny is NOT A NEG!

A NEG is a Negative Compliment
Example: I like those shoes, my grandmother has the same pair.

The Compliment: Nice Shoes
The Back-Handed Insult My grandmother has the same ones.


By know you should be able to know the difference.



If you are still in need for Examples of ****y and Funny, PM whyshy and E_ze05. They are the best guys at being ****y and Funny, that I know of.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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B-Lemond said:
****y

adj. - Overly self-assertive or self-confident.


Fun·ny

adj. - Causing laughter or amusement.


Thus, being ****y and Funny means that you are causing laughter or amusement by being overly self assertive or self-confident.

Examples of ****y and Funny

****y and Funny is NOT A NEG!

A NEG is a Negative Compliment
Example: I like those shoes, my grandmother has the same pair.

The Compliment: Nice Shoes
The Back-Handed Insult My grandmother has the same ones.


By know you should be able to know the difference.



If you are still in need for Examples of ****y and Funny, PM whyshy and E_ze05. They are the best guys at being ****y and Funny, that I know of.
Do you really think a girl will cream her knickers if you say this to her and drag you to bed!?
****y and funny is based on having a good rapport with some one, i.e. you know them well enough to say this ****. When i'm with my close friends we basicly insult each other left right and centre, and its pretty funny. If a stranger came up saying this before they had established a good rapport he would get a pounding, or in relation, going up to a strange girl and going c&f you would get a **** off! work on getting a good rapport first then think about doing this, but c&f is not really needed for seduction.
 

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C and F is just a conversation tactic.

--Mission
 

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Doggystyle said:
Do you really think a girl will cream her knickers if you say this to her and drag you to bed!?
:crackup:

Listen buddy:

I don't make the rules (not yet at least) I just follow them.

Additionally, tell me where I mentioned "C & F will get you laid"


Stay Positive Fellas
&
Have Fun!
 

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Mission said:
C and F is just a conversation tactic.

--Mission
Yes it is a conversation tactic, every one uses it on a day to day basis in some way or other. I just think that too many people rely on it as there basis for conversation instead establishing a conversation first then throwing something like c&f or a neg hit in.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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B-Lemond said:
:crackup:

Listen buddy:

I don't make the rules (not yet at least) I just follow them.

Additionally, tell me where I mentioned "C & F will get you laid"


Stay Positive Fellas
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Have Fun!
The fact thats its not posted in "off topic".
So what just was the point to your post if it was't about getting laid, after all, it is a seduction forum.
 

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Doggystyle said:
The fact thats its not posted in "off topic".
So what just was the point to your post if it was't about getting laid, after all, it is a seduction forum.
Do you want me to re-write the whole DJ Bible for you?

:crackup:



Thread Title: What is ****y & Funny

Now does that answer your question?
 

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B-Lemond said:
Do you want me to re-write the whole DJ Bible for you?

:crackup:



Thread Title: What is ****y & Funny

Now does that answer your question?
Yes please can you rewrite it for me!
I dont recall asking any questions by the way
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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That was a rhetorical question!
Oh and those pictures of faces every one puts on there posts.....yeah these :rolleyes: :) :woo: :box: :rock: :whistle: :flowers: ............yeah there gay!!!
Oh by they way i never seriously take the pizz outa any one here, I guess its just the dry british wit as others like to put it! any one english about? they'll get me.
 

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why do you guys always argue over nothing like lil girls on this forum?

there's nothing more pathetic than trying to win an argument (regardless of real life or online)...arguing is for women:rock:

just a thought...i wasnt directing at anyone so just chillax!
 

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BBX said:
You mean it won't?
C&F does work. As long as it is CONGRUENT with your personality and body language.

Will C&F get you laid? Yes

I was just being criticized by a newbie, who was trying to validate himself by trying to stump me...

No worries...

C&F does and will work, as long as you do it right.

:up:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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My favorite C and F lines are:

Girl: what time is it?
Guy: Time for you to start cooking dinner

or

Girl: Hey!
Guy: Hey why are you out of the house? those clothes wont fold themselves

Those have had the highest Laugh inducing rate out of my C and F arsenal, but use them carfeully because these kind of jokes get old quick.
 

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Choking Victim Rocks said:
My favorite C and F lines are:

Girl: what time is it?
Guy: Time for you to start cooking dinner

or

Girl: Hey!
Guy: Hey why are you out of the house? those clothes wont fold themselves

This is precisely why I made this thread.

That is NOT ****y and Funny! That is chauvinistic, sexist and just down right MEAN.

Too many people here THINK that they are using C&F and then they wonder why they aren't getting any results.

An example of C&F would be:

Her: I just saw the sexiest guy I have ever seen.
C&F: I didn't know you were spying on me.
C&F2: Dang girl, I knew I looked good but not THAT good.

Another C&F example:

Her: Nice Shirt!
C&F: You are going to have to try harder than that to get in my pants.

Yet another example of C&F:

Her (to someone else): Nice shoes.
C&F: Yeah, you like them? I just got them the other day...

Last example of C&F:

Her: (starts touching you)
C&F: That's going to cost you.
C&F2: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hands off the goods!

Her: :crackup: (touches you some more)
C&F: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hands off the goods!
C&F2: O, are we starting a tab now? Will that be cash or credit? Visa or Mastercard?


For further understanding of what C&F is, see the original post.
 
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