"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What is this girl doing on POF?

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Actually looking at the pics closely I don't think the profile is the chick in the photos. Take them and put them in Tineye or Google Image search and see if they come up. If so. Fake as fawk.

I'd lean towards the pics are fake and stolen.

As for chicks on POF? You shouldn't care no matter how good looking or not they are. They are on POF for a reason and it's not a single good one. Spam, get number, meet, dump load, then on to the next. Ignore all the nonsense.
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glad you agree. the photos are enhanced somehow and look fake. i agree with the women too but most of them you wouldnt even consider to pump in the first place.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Maybe it's just me but she is only a 7 to me. Also the fact she is that short and her flat figure makes it barely a 7 to me. Plus you can tell she took a million photos and only took the best to enhance.

I'd still put her in the friend zone though. ;)
 
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Or it's a really clever guy who set up a fake account to use as a lightning rod for guys' attention, while he starts messaging all the girls who aren't quite as good looking while other guys are distracted.

*X-Files music plays*
 
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Or it's a really clever guy who set up a fake account to use as a lightning rod for guys' attention, while he starts messaging all the girls who aren't quite as good looking while other guys are distracted.

*X-Files music plays*
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Will and determination right there. C*ck tease other men to get laid
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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It's most likely a dude trying to see what messages other dudes are sending and or just fvcking with them.

Or it's some dude dressed in his sisters panties behind the keyboard using his sisters pics lathering himself up in a frenzy while talking dirty to other dudes.
 
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the same thing all girls are doing on POF...looking to get fvcked by a non-lame dude in a different way other than getting picked up in a bar or club...

Perhaps its one of her fantasies she has never fulfilled...meeting a stranger online and getting railed the same night...chicks have sexual fantasies that would make a sailor blush
 
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the same thing all girls are doing on POF...looking to get fvcked by a non-lame dude in a different way other than getting picked up in a bar or club
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Yet there are dudes who get emotional over pics and profile fluff filler. LMAO. I'd have spammed that chick off her pics and then spammed ten more not reading any of their profiles but off of pics alone and could care less if I got a reply. And if I did and it looked like a fake profile? Delete and keep it moving like a spamming computer on a mission.

Why dudes are worried about these chicks nonsense is beyond me. Unless dudes are seriously desperate enough to get emo as if they would online shop for a "wifey"? Good friggin luck with that! #towncumdumpsterz!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Being a typical PoF skank I would assume without even reading the thread. Get off of PlentyOfFish, immediately. It should be called "PlentyOfB1tch". Online dating = Procrastinating, compensating and never mating.
 
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Mr. Suave said:
Being a typical PoF skank I would assume without even reading the thread. Get off of PlentyOfFish, immediately. It should be called "PlentyOfB1tch". Online dating = Procrastinating, compensating and never mating.
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Another unhappy Pof customer I see lol

When I see guys like tis I feel like Morpheus asking if you'd like tHe "truth" or the red pill or blue pill
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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