"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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What is the best/worst excuse you have used for leaving in the middle of the night?

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SAKongen

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I guess most of you have left a girl during the middle of the night or early morning. What is a good excuse for not wanting the spend the night with a one night stand?
I can start with telling my worst excuse. It rates pretty high on crappy excuses...

It was the second time I were at her place. The first time I was pretty drunk, so I thought it might be fun to se her again. Well, it was not. Anyway, we started f..king, and it was crap. It was really boring, and after a while I started fantasizing about jerking off. (This probably tells how boring it was)
Using a condom it was really easy to fake c*mming. Trying relly hard with finding an excuse, I ended up with this on:
"I'm really sorry, but this feels wrong. You see, I've had a really religious catholic upbringing and this is not right. I have to go home and think about it."

After a minute with jibberish, I pick up my clothes and leave.

Edit: Have to mention that I'm a total atheist, and had lot of laughs from this later on.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"I have a busy day tomorrow and I know that if I spend the night with you I will not get one bit of sleep."
 
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I have a curfew. LMAO...I used it
 
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I have some serious gas, gonna go home..
 
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No need to excuse

I don't know what you think, but in my opinion,

Excuses are for wussies.

Just say: "I gotta go".

If you wanna see her again anytime soon, you can give her a passionate kiss and say "There are some things we could improve."

If you don't care about seeing her again just leave.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i get violent when i sleep and i walk around and **** i got a special bed at home with straps mayb ill show it to u one day anyways gotta go to it im tired
 
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I used the christian upbringing one, cause it's actually true in my case... =)
 
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Plan it better than that

I usually set 6 or 7 alarms on my phone for 5 minutes or so apart, then I act like I'm checking my voicemail and say "AH ****, somethings come up at work... I'm so sorry I feel like an ass"

And I bolt :)
 
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