"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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What is the best/worst excuse you have used for leaving in the middle of the night?

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SAKongen

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I guess most of you have left a girl during the middle of the night or early morning. What is a good excuse for not wanting the spend the night with a one night stand?
I can start with telling my worst excuse. It rates pretty high on crappy excuses...

It was the second time I were at her place. The first time I was pretty drunk, so I thought it might be fun to se her again. Well, it was not. Anyway, we started f..king, and it was crap. It was really boring, and after a while I started fantasizing about jerking off. (This probably tells how boring it was)
Using a condom it was really easy to fake c*mming. Trying relly hard with finding an excuse, I ended up with this on:
"I'm really sorry, but this feels wrong. You see, I've had a really religious catholic upbringing and this is not right. I have to go home and think about it."

After a minute with jibberish, I pick up my clothes and leave.

Edit: Have to mention that I'm a total atheist, and had lot of laughs from this later on.
 
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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"I have a busy day tomorrow and I know that if I spend the night with you I will not get one bit of sleep."
 
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I have a curfew. LMAO...I used it
 
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I have some serious gas, gonna go home..
 
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No need to excuse

I don't know what you think, but in my opinion,

Excuses are for wussies.

Just say: "I gotta go".

If you wanna see her again anytime soon, you can give her a passionate kiss and say "There are some things we could improve."

If you don't care about seeing her again just leave.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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i get violent when i sleep and i walk around and **** i got a special bed at home with straps mayb ill show it to u one day anyways gotta go to it im tired
 
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I used the christian upbringing one, cause it's actually true in my case... =)
 
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Plan it better than that

I usually set 6 or 7 alarms on my phone for 5 minutes or so apart, then I act like I'm checking my voicemail and say "AH ****, somethings come up at work... I'm so sorry I feel like an ass"

And I bolt :)
 
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