"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What is the best/worst excuse you have used for leaving in the middle of the night?

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SAKongen

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I guess most of you have left a girl during the middle of the night or early morning. What is a good excuse for not wanting the spend the night with a one night stand?
I can start with telling my worst excuse. It rates pretty high on crappy excuses...

It was the second time I were at her place. The first time I was pretty drunk, so I thought it might be fun to se her again. Well, it was not. Anyway, we started f..king, and it was crap. It was really boring, and after a while I started fantasizing about jerking off. (This probably tells how boring it was)
Using a condom it was really easy to fake c*mming. Trying relly hard with finding an excuse, I ended up with this on:
"I'm really sorry, but this feels wrong. You see, I've had a really religious catholic upbringing and this is not right. I have to go home and think about it."

After a minute with jibberish, I pick up my clothes and leave.

Edit: Have to mention that I'm a total atheist, and had lot of laughs from this later on.
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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"I have a busy day tomorrow and I know that if I spend the night with you I will not get one bit of sleep."
 
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I have a curfew. LMAO...I used it
 
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I have some serious gas, gonna go home..
 
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No need to excuse

I don't know what you think, but in my opinion,

Excuses are for wussies.

Just say: "I gotta go".

If you wanna see her again anytime soon, you can give her a passionate kiss and say "There are some things we could improve."

If you don't care about seeing her again just leave.
 

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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

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i get violent when i sleep and i walk around and **** i got a special bed at home with straps mayb ill show it to u one day anyways gotta go to it im tired
 
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I used the christian upbringing one, cause it's actually true in my case... =)
 
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Plan it better than that

I usually set 6 or 7 alarms on my phone for 5 minutes or so apart, then I act like I'm checking my voicemail and say "AH ****, somethings come up at work... I'm so sorry I feel like an ass"

And I bolt :)
 
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