"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What is the best gift you ever gave a woman?

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As we know, gift-giving (particularly early in a relationship) is a huge mistake. It is called supplication.

However, there comes a time in a man's life (and a point in a relationship) when he wants to crown at least one woman with some sort of metal or jewel.

I'm curious: what was the best gift you ever gave a woman, and how did it impact the relationship? (Wedding rings not included).
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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A watch! After 1 year relationship and since she was being very good with me and staff! I think it costed around 200 euro!
 

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Since I live 30 min away from my girlfriend, and I only see her in person 2-3 times a month from our own busy lives, I bought her a 8GB iPod touch, the 4th gen one with retina and FaceTime. Just do we can see each other a little bit more since I have an iPhone. When I join the Army, this will help her a lot more.

I bought it for our one year anniversary.
 

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i called a cab for her when she was scrambling around my room looking for her panties
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I knew this thread would be filled with wannabe womanizers. You guys remind me of McLovin from Superbad. That's the image I get when I see posts like the ones above.
 

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My seed
 

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The seed of knowledge.
 

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I allowed her to trim my nose hair.
 

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Even the judge has to give a woman a gift. Here's my answer.

My big penis :rockon:

Mind blowing orgasms :cool:

5 blasts of my come :rockon:

Take your pick.

Case closed.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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A diamond ring.. 500 bucks been with her 3 years though.. We live together. Im going to write a thread on how to maintain a ltr one of these days.. I hate typing
 

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Michele said:
I knew this thread would be filled with wannabe womanizers. You guys remind me of McLovin from Superbad. That's the image I get when I see posts like the ones above.
:kick:
 

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The fvcking of her lifetime and squirting orgasms...
 

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For valentines day, I made little coupon notes that she could use to redeem:
1. Good for one 30-minute massage
2. Dinner to a restaurant of her choice
3. Good for one car wash and full tank of gas

Of course I'd do these things from time to time anyway, but having little coupons was a good gift replacement and made it fun (lol actually just made them last minute) but she like it and actually used them sparringly. Might be a good and fun idea for your own girl this valentines day. Could make one coupon sex related...but usually not necessary if you're already active.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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deez nutz
 
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