"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What is C&F?

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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TillTheEndOfTime

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C&F = ****y and funny

It is a strategy some people use with woman. The main principle is to show them a confident side of yourself and hence increase their attraction to you by being ****y, yet funny at the same time. Rudeness or arrogance is a big no no however and must be distinguished frm ****y and funny approaches.
 

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LOL are you serious?
C = ****y
F = Funny

When you don't know an answer to something that everyone seems to know, You read the link at the top right of the page. It says

"New Here?
We suggest checking out The DJ Bible before posting."

I'm new too, but I read the Bible like 6 months ago, then joined this month.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Bussey: ill learn the bible, ill learnt every Don Juan tip know too man, Ill become the master blaster, and then Ill come and Ill be the ONE giving advice, How many woman have u kissed? And How many woman have u slept with?
 

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Originally posted by Don Juan De Joffe
Bussey: ill learn the bible, ill learnt every Don Juan tip know too man, Ill become the master blaster, and then Ill come and Ill be the ONE giving advice, How many woman have u kissed? And How many woman have u slept with?
dont worry about how many girls people have slept with, worry about yourself son and only you! worry about your game, not other peoples. That is your first DJ tip of the day:D
 
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saki: Why do you think we are all here learning this , so we can become the ultimate? Am I right? All of us are learning Don Juan ways because we want to be with over 1000 woman in our life and we want to be able to satisy every single one of them and in the end we are all out their to satisfy all the beauitful woman and to see who gets the most and becomes most known.
 

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Yes, that might be why most ppl do it, but the other side of it is not numbers, but overall enjoyment of life.

You appear to still be thinking of a DJ as a status thing; unfortunately a large part of being a DJ (i'm not there yet!) is being happy with yourself and not comparing yourself to ppl.

It is all about making your life better, getting laid is just a great side effect. A VERY great side effect...
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Life-Trainee
Coffee and Fudgebrownies work all the time. Give it a try!
:D snicker :D

I thought more people would join in on your bandwagon, too bad... I wanted a reason to say "Cream cheese and Frankfurters." Oh well, I'm sure it'll be asked again sometime...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Fransico: Ive been reading every1's replies yours seem to be most knowledable, are u a Don Juan? How many girls you scored? How many rejected? etc...
 
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