"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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What I thought were perfect turned out to be fakes!

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The moment she took of her top I thought WOW!!! These are perfect size, perfect shape, they are just so.... PERFECT.

Well, they were too perfect, once I touched them I could tell they were implants. These are expensive implants because they look so natural, well, apart from how firmly they are.

Sorry guys, I just had to tell someone.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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As long as the nut you busted on them was real, I wouldn't worry too much about it.
 
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False or true, they are real! They are built! There is a girl she is! Enjoy
 
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It's like the joke about the guy who goes into a strip club. He puts down a dollar in Monopoly money in front of the dancer. She says, "Hey this is fake!!". He looks her up and down and says "So are your boobs lol"

I'm gonna agree with the others. Fake or not, she showed them to you. It's all good.
 
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Iceberg said:
As long as the nut you busted on them was real, I wouldn't worry too much about it.
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:crackup: ^^^^^^

I'm a big fan of "after market" boobs, but that's just me. :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I am not complaining lol... like I said they're perfect, I can't tell my RL friends but just had to tell someone, in this case you guys.
 
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Zarky said:
Silicone implants are ok, saline implants are terrible.
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Brother Zarky, with all humble respect, my wife has saline implants. They are both firm and soft. Gotta disagree ol friend. Love em.
 
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