"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Read more...

What I thought were perfect turned out to be fakes!

H

Htienvu

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jan 2, 2011
Messages
319
Reaction score
6
The moment she took of her top I thought WOW!!! These are perfect size, perfect shape, they are just so.... PERFECT.

Well, they were too perfect, once I touched them I could tell they were implants. These are expensive implants because they look so natural, well, apart from how firmly they are.

Sorry guys, I just had to tell someone.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

I

Iceberg

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 19, 2002
Messages
3,110
Reaction score
136
Age
45
Location
Manhattan, NY
As long as the nut you busted on them was real, I wouldn't worry too much about it.
 
B

BillieAnn

Don Juan
Joined
Nov 14, 2011
Messages
44
Reaction score
0
False or true, they are real! They are built! There is a girl she is! Enjoy
 
M

Mike32ct

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 22, 2007
Messages
8,411
Reaction score
5,176
Location
Eastern Time Zone where it's always really late
It's like the joke about the guy who goes into a strip club. He puts down a dollar in Monopoly money in front of the dancer. She says, "Hey this is fake!!". He looks her up and down and says "So are your boobs lol"

I'm gonna agree with the others. Fake or not, she showed them to you. It's all good.
 
5

5string

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 18, 2010
Messages
2,348
Reaction score
116
Location
Standing At The Crossroads
Iceberg said:
As long as the nut you busted on them was real, I wouldn't worry too much about it.
Click to expand...
:crackup: ^^^^^^

I'm a big fan of "after market" boobs, but that's just me. :D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

H

Htienvu

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jan 2, 2011
Messages
319
Reaction score
6
I am not complaining lol... like I said they're perfect, I can't tell my RL friends but just had to tell someone, in this case you guys.
 
5

5string

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 18, 2010
Messages
2,348
Reaction score
116
Location
Standing At The Crossroads
Zarky said:
Silicone implants are ok, saline implants are terrible.
Click to expand...
Brother Zarky, with all humble respect, my wife has saline implants. They are both firm and soft. Gotta disagree ol friend. Love em.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top