"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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What I thought were perfect turned out to be fakes!

Htienvu

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The moment she took of her top I thought WOW!!! These are perfect size, perfect shape, they are just so.... PERFECT.

Well, they were too perfect, once I touched them I could tell they were implants. These are expensive implants because they look so natural, well, apart from how firmly they are.

Sorry guys, I just had to tell someone.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Iceberg

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As long as the nut you busted on them was real, I wouldn't worry too much about it.
 

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False or true, they are real! They are built! There is a girl she is! Enjoy
 

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It's like the joke about the guy who goes into a strip club. He puts down a dollar in Monopoly money in front of the dancer. She says, "Hey this is fake!!". He looks her up and down and says "So are your boobs lol"

I'm gonna agree with the others. Fake or not, she showed them to you. It's all good.
 

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Iceberg said:
As long as the nut you busted on them was real, I wouldn't worry too much about it.
:crackup: ^^^^^^

I'm a big fan of "after market" boobs, but that's just me. :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Htienvu

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I am not complaining lol... like I said they're perfect, I can't tell my RL friends but just had to tell someone, in this case you guys.
 

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Zarky said:
Silicone implants are ok, saline implants are terrible.
Brother Zarky, with all humble respect, my wife has saline implants. They are both firm and soft. Gotta disagree ol friend. Love em.
 
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