"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What have they made you get for them

MyOwnKryptonite

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Alright, Im sure all of us have been there, the girl calls and asks you to get some femanine for them

what was the worst purchase you had to buy?

I once had to get Tampax Supers, Midol, KY and the Pill perscription, all in one purchase, it wasnt bad, I dont mind buying that stuff. But some guys cant deal
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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MyOwnKryptonite said:
I once had to get Tampax Supers, Midol, KY and the Pill perscription, all in one purchase...
LMFAO!
 

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MyOwnKryptonite said:
lolol I got a lot of looks going through the check out to say the least
Shoulda thrown some glow-in-the-dark condoms, whipped cream, enemas, and a dog leash in there for good measure.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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A gimp suit. :)



Only joking.

Seriously though, I'd never get that stuff for her. I have the duty of buying condoms, so she can get all that feminine stuff for herself.
 

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I've had to buy pads, but that's not what bothered me. What REALLY bothered me was when she'd get me to stop whatever I was doing, and ask me to go to the store to buy chocolate. If I told her no, then she'd get all fukkin pouty, *****y, and wouldn't talk to me for at least an hour, even after I broke down, went to the store, and bought her goddam chocolate bar.

Pads and tampons are necessary to women as toothpaste is to men. Chocolate isn't.
 

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lol I was already out, so had I said no, I would have been in the dog house, sometimes you just have to take one for the team, in the end you get rewarded real nice
 

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It's all about comprimise lads. You buy her feminine stuff, she buys your booze and porn.

Give and take ya know?
 

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When a girl asks me to go out and get something for her and Im not really doing anything, but dont feel like going out, I suggest that she comes along with me. It usually works 60% of the time, but if she doesnt, you just tell her you'll get to it after you finish up this "project" "work" ect ect you're doing

That, or when you're out find the nearest package store and get some booze, cause if shes ganna be acting like that, you might need a few in ya
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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