"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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What have they made you get for them

MyOwnKryptonite

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Alright, Im sure all of us have been there, the girl calls and asks you to get some femanine for them

what was the worst purchase you had to buy?

I once had to get Tampax Supers, Midol, KY and the Pill perscription, all in one purchase, it wasnt bad, I dont mind buying that stuff. But some guys cant deal
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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whistler

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MyOwnKryptonite said:
I once had to get Tampax Supers, Midol, KY and the Pill perscription, all in one purchase...
LMFAO!
 

squirrels

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MyOwnKryptonite said:
lolol I got a lot of looks going through the check out to say the least
Shoulda thrown some glow-in-the-dark condoms, whipped cream, enemas, and a dog leash in there for good measure.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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A gimp suit. :)



Only joking.

Seriously though, I'd never get that stuff for her. I have the duty of buying condoms, so she can get all that feminine stuff for herself.
 

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I've had to buy pads, but that's not what bothered me. What REALLY bothered me was when she'd get me to stop whatever I was doing, and ask me to go to the store to buy chocolate. If I told her no, then she'd get all fukkin pouty, *****y, and wouldn't talk to me for at least an hour, even after I broke down, went to the store, and bought her goddam chocolate bar.

Pads and tampons are necessary to women as toothpaste is to men. Chocolate isn't.
 

MyOwnKryptonite

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lol I was already out, so had I said no, I would have been in the dog house, sometimes you just have to take one for the team, in the end you get rewarded real nice
 

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It's all about comprimise lads. You buy her feminine stuff, she buys your booze and porn.

Give and take ya know?
 

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When a girl asks me to go out and get something for her and Im not really doing anything, but dont feel like going out, I suggest that she comes along with me. It usually works 60% of the time, but if she doesnt, you just tell her you'll get to it after you finish up this "project" "work" ect ect you're doing

That, or when you're out find the nearest package store and get some booze, cause if shes ganna be acting like that, you might need a few in ya
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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