Squy
Master Don Juan
testing testing. It disappered just about 2 days ago
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
What happen to my sig? It's only one short sentence...
- Thread starter Squy
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
SoSuave.com
Administrator
It's still there.
I just turned off the automatic feature on sigs. You now need to check the box to have your sig show up.
Which means that if anyone breaks the sig rules, we know they did it intentionally and not accidentally... and swift, harsh, and horrible consequences will surely befall them.
I just turned off the automatic feature on sigs. You now need to check the box to have your sig show up.
Which means that if anyone breaks the sig rules, we know they did it intentionally and not accidentally... and swift, harsh, and horrible consequences will surely befall them.
Mack Of All Trades
Master Don Juan
Is it ok if the signature is like 11 or 12 sentences? I have some quotes that I really dont want to delete. I understand if you guys would be against this, so I will delete them if necessary. I will include my sig in this post.
SoSuave.com
Administrator
Your sig is 11 lines long, which is over the limit and would be deleted. Even if you reduced it to 10, you'd still only be able to add it if your post was at least 10 lines long. A 2 or 3 line sig would be appropriate for just about anything.
Squy
Master Don Juan
Something is wrong, I still can't see my own signature. I have all the option enable ---->"user cp"---->"edit options"------->"Show user's signatures in their posts?"---YES
I even tried different internet browser like the Opera.
I even tried different internet browser like the Opera.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Squy
Master Don Juan
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