"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What girls like(i think)

roger4250

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Ok well ever since 7th grade i noticed that girls like guys that are funny and they still do in 11th grade even if your ugly like me. So renember make a girl laugh. Make sure the jokes are funny look on the internet for funny jokes. Im not sure that this may be true in all countries or whatever but its worth a try right?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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immrtlwun

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Funny is only half of the equation. You need to have a ceratain air of confidence and ****iness. Hence ****y and Funny.

On another note, canned jokes aren't usually a very good way to get a girl to laugh. You sound too predictable. Being funny is more having witty comments to make about something or funny stories that relate to whatever it is that you're currently talking about.
 

Oni

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any tips on how to develop ways of making "witty comments"?
 

six-foot AZN '05

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listen to some stand up comedy that you like. buy a couple comedy cds and listen to them everyday. surround yourself with some funny people and y'll pick it up
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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i am me

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say something kinda mean to them but make sure they know youre joking.
 

08aisaac

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I usually just make fun of her. That's basic C&F.
Read David D's newsletter, I mean, he pretty much markets C&F as his own. lol.
But I was on the phone tonight with this chick. I had her laughing the whole time, accusing her of ****.
Just practice till you're good. Confidence helps too. But I'm a natural at humor, so who knows.
 
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