AC/DC
Master Don Juan
IM me on AIM. We'll talk.Originally posted by Flabbergasped?
Ah, I'm starting to see the light. Yes, AC/DC, you are the master, but how exactly did you get around to banging all those b*tches? =)
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
IM me on AIM. We'll talk.Originally posted by Flabbergasped?
Ah, I'm starting to see the light. Yes, AC/DC, you are the master, but how exactly did you get around to banging all those b*tches? =)
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
First girl is not a 9.Originally posted by AC/DC
You want HOT BABES? View my photo gallery!
This is me ready to do some damage!
This is me with a HB9 and her tities look small but they're REALLY BIG!
This is me with an HB7
This is the last girl I had sex with
Another girl I had sex with. She's a model.
I dont associate with ugly people. This is my prom date. I didn't even like her.
WHO IS THE MASTER?!
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
This is why you sit at home and masturbate on saturday nights.Originally posted by DaKidS3
First girl is not a 9.
Second girl is not a 7.
Third girl took a stupid picture. Can't even see her face, and its in black and white.
Can't tell anything about the 4th girl.
5th girl is terrible.
Originally posted by Ace of Flames
this girl is a HB in my book, lets see what u all think.
face:
http://img9.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rad20dy.jpg
front:
http://img30.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lisahott24iz.jpg
side:
http://img30.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lisahott6dd.jpg
LOLOriginally posted by AC/DC
This is why you sit at home and masturbate on saturday nights.
Ok, easy!. lets find out, post some pics of you and you're girlsOriginally posted by DaKidS3
LOL
You don't know anything about me, nice try.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.