AC/DC
Master Don Juan
IM me on AIM. We'll talk.Originally posted by Flabbergasped?
Ah, I'm starting to see the light. Yes, AC/DC, you are the master, but how exactly did you get around to banging all those b*tches? =)
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
IM me on AIM. We'll talk.Originally posted by Flabbergasped?
Ah, I'm starting to see the light. Yes, AC/DC, you are the master, but how exactly did you get around to banging all those b*tches? =)
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
First girl is not a 9.Originally posted by AC/DC
You want HOT BABES? View my photo gallery!
This is me ready to do some damage!
This is me with a HB9 and her tities look small but they're REALLY BIG!
This is me with an HB7
This is the last girl I had sex with
Another girl I had sex with. She's a model.
I dont associate with ugly people. This is my prom date. I didn't even like her.
WHO IS THE MASTER?!
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
This is why you sit at home and masturbate on saturday nights.Originally posted by DaKidS3
First girl is not a 9.
Second girl is not a 7.
Third girl took a stupid picture. Can't even see her face, and its in black and white.
Can't tell anything about the 4th girl.
5th girl is terrible.
Originally posted by Ace of Flames
this girl is a HB in my book, lets see what u all think.
face:
http://img9.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rad20dy.jpg
front:
http://img30.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lisahott24iz.jpg
side:
http://img30.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lisahott6dd.jpg
LOLOriginally posted by AC/DC
This is why you sit at home and masturbate on saturday nights.
Ok, easy!. lets find out, post some pics of you and you're girlsOriginally posted by DaKidS3
LOL
You don't know anything about me, nice try.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.