"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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What exactly do you guys consider HBs?

AC/DC

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Originally posted by Flabbergasped?
Ah, I'm starting to see the light. Yes, AC/DC, you are the master, but how exactly did you get around to banging all those b*tches? =)
IM me on AIM. We'll talk.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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First girl is not a 9.

Second girl is not a 7.

Third girl took a stupid picture. Can't even see her face, and its in black and white.

Can't tell anything about the 4th girl.

5th girl is terrible.
 

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wow... so THESE are HB 5s, 7s, 8s, and 9s....

I used to think a HB7 was a HB9 HAHAHAHHA... and from this... my school has no hot girls
 

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I want to see another picture of that first girl you called a HB9 ACDC......By the way the shaved look is good on you
 

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by DaKidS3
First girl is not a 9.

Second girl is not a 7.

Third girl took a stupid picture. Can't even see her face, and its in black and white.

Can't tell anything about the 4th girl.

5th girl is terrible.
This is why you sit at home and masturbate on saturday nights.
 

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Originally posted by AC/DC
This is why you sit at home and masturbate on saturday nights.
LOL

You don't know anything about me, nice try.
 

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Originally posted by DaKidS3
LOL

You don't know anything about me, nice try.
Ok, easy!. lets find out, post some pics of you and you're girls :) Do it! then we'll know if you even touched a girl or not if you dont its because your a loser trying to be cool on a message board because you have no girls in real life your just trying to boost your ego on the internet and thats just pathetic. we dont know anything about you but its clear hat anyone can post pics of themselve with girls, so what are you waiting for? where the pics?
 
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Flabbergasped?

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Uh oh, I sense a call out!

Man, I hope I get into my first-choice college so I can bang me some rich girls... =)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So if ur really a AFC and have no sense of how hot a girl just ask if they are models! Meaning that if they are they are considered pretty enough to make money. Like my X for example I personally thought she was 8 but most ppl think she's a 10.
 
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