AC/DC
Master Don Juan
IM me on AIM. We'll talk.Originally posted by Flabbergasped?
Ah, I'm starting to see the light. Yes, AC/DC, you are the master, but how exactly did you get around to banging all those b*tches? =)
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
IM me on AIM. We'll talk.Originally posted by Flabbergasped?
Ah, I'm starting to see the light. Yes, AC/DC, you are the master, but how exactly did you get around to banging all those b*tches? =)
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
First girl is not a 9.Originally posted by AC/DC
You want HOT BABES? View my photo gallery!
This is me ready to do some damage!
This is me with a HB9 and her tities look small but they're REALLY BIG!
This is me with an HB7
This is the last girl I had sex with
Another girl I had sex with. She's a model.
I dont associate with ugly people. This is my prom date. I didn't even like her.
WHO IS THE MASTER?!
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
This is why you sit at home and masturbate on saturday nights.Originally posted by DaKidS3
First girl is not a 9.
Second girl is not a 7.
Third girl took a stupid picture. Can't even see her face, and its in black and white.
Can't tell anything about the 4th girl.
5th girl is terrible.
Originally posted by Ace of Flames
this girl is a HB in my book, lets see what u all think.
face:
http://img9.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rad20dy.jpg
front:
http://img30.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lisahott24iz.jpg
side:
http://img30.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lisahott6dd.jpg
LOLOriginally posted by AC/DC
This is why you sit at home and masturbate on saturday nights.
Ok, easy!. lets find out, post some pics of you and you're girlsOriginally posted by DaKidS3
LOL
You don't know anything about me, nice try.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.