AC/DC
Master Don Juan
IM me on AIM. We'll talk.Originally posted by Flabbergasped?
Ah, I'm starting to see the light. Yes, AC/DC, you are the master, but how exactly did you get around to banging all those b*tches? =)
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
IM me on AIM. We'll talk.Originally posted by Flabbergasped?
Ah, I'm starting to see the light. Yes, AC/DC, you are the master, but how exactly did you get around to banging all those b*tches? =)
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
First girl is not a 9.Originally posted by AC/DC
You want HOT BABES? View my photo gallery!
This is me ready to do some damage!
This is me with a HB9 and her tities look small but they're REALLY BIG!
This is me with an HB7
This is the last girl I had sex with
Another girl I had sex with. She's a model.
I dont associate with ugly people. This is my prom date. I didn't even like her.
WHO IS THE MASTER?!
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
This is why you sit at home and masturbate on saturday nights.Originally posted by DaKidS3
First girl is not a 9.
Second girl is not a 7.
Third girl took a stupid picture. Can't even see her face, and its in black and white.
Can't tell anything about the 4th girl.
5th girl is terrible.
Originally posted by Ace of Flames
this girl is a HB in my book, lets see what u all think.
face:
http://img9.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rad20dy.jpg
front:
http://img30.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lisahott24iz.jpg
side:
http://img30.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lisahott6dd.jpg
LOLOriginally posted by AC/DC
This is why you sit at home and masturbate on saturday nights.
Ok, easy!. lets find out, post some pics of you and you're girlsOriginally posted by DaKidS3
LOL
You don't know anything about me, nice try.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.