"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The Master Disaster

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This weird thing happened. I saw the girl i've been macking for awhile get jealous. Before my class with her I saw her in the halls I was talking to a girl and when she got to the class. She sat next to me and she was like:

Her: Was that your gf?
(Me being a DJ)
Me: Are you jealous?
Her: Oh yes, I'm madly in love with you.

Then I told her that she was just a friend.

It sounded and looked like jealousy. Any thoughts?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I liked the way you played that question off man. From what you posted it sounds like she has some sort of interest in you...think about this- if she saw you with some girl and she didnt have any real interest...she would NOT go out of her way to ASK you about her.

Sincerely
Smooth Player 056
 

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She wouldn't have asked you that " is that your gf " question if she weren't a bit concerned about it.
 

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She want to fock.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Is that your girlfriend?"
"Yeah, one of em"

:cheer: I'm a pimp.

And that girl was definitely jealous.
 

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I have another one:
I might be looking into this too much. The girl above doesn't bring her binder to class (slack class) and she asks for me to put them in my binder. Does this mean anything?
 

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This nice thing to do is say "ok, I'll put it in my binder", the "a$$ hole" thing would be to say " No, now get away from me 'bitc*"
...find something to say that is between those two things.

I.E.

her: will you put this in your binder

you: For a small fee of $4 I can put it in here. *sly smile* (be playful but serious.)

She is testing to see how nice you are.
 
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