avrilishot
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
what do you think of this guy?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
KontrollerX
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3KN_bLjzpM
He makes me wish the Saw movies were real so Jigsaw could make him pass a test which he would likely fail.
He makes me wish the Saw movies were real so Jigsaw could make him pass a test which he would likely fail.
Serialized3
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Hammer punches = kooler than three and a half jesuses
Michele l'Arcangelo
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HAAH i was thinking the same thing before i opened the link!! hahaha but no its not.Obsidian said:why is it restricted? i don't feel like making a youtube account
Is it the Britney Spears guy?
its a girl that fights a guy... but he obviously doesn't try because he woulda killed her if he was seriously fighting.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
That's what I saw yesterday. A girl fighting a boy after a party. She started spitting him in the face and started slapping him. He then grabbed the b!tch and pushed her away and she fell onto the sidewalk. The police came and seperated them and told the crowd to leave. Needless to say that they just told the girl to go home and they arrested the guy.
The Sperminator
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Physical confortation with a woman is a lose-lose situation for a man.
If you win, you just beat up a girl, congradulation jackass. If you lose you are a pathetic wuss.
If he really wanted that girl to back away and run he should have showered her with kisses ala pepe le pew.
If you win, you just beat up a girl, congradulation jackass. If you lose you are a pathetic wuss.
If he really wanted that girl to back away and run he should have showered her with kisses ala pepe le pew.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
I was talking about the first video.Bonez said:DJ
Thats his freaking mom! Its called child abuse you dip****
You gotta teath the girl with nipple pinches at first, instead of punches. Then when she attacks, put her on her back, spread her legs, put your crouch near her puss, hold her hands down on the ground, get real close and say. "I win!"