avrilishot
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
what do you think of this guy?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
KontrollerX
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3KN_bLjzpM
He makes me wish the Saw movies were real so Jigsaw could make him pass a test which he would likely fail.
He makes me wish the Saw movies were real so Jigsaw could make him pass a test which he would likely fail.
Serialized3
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Hammer punches = kooler than three and a half jesuses
Michele l'Arcangelo
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HAAH i was thinking the same thing before i opened the link!! hahaha but no its not.Obsidian said:why is it restricted? i don't feel like making a youtube account
Is it the Britney Spears guy?
its a girl that fights a guy... but he obviously doesn't try because he woulda killed her if he was seriously fighting.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
That's what I saw yesterday. A girl fighting a boy after a party. She started spitting him in the face and started slapping him. He then grabbed the b!tch and pushed her away and she fell onto the sidewalk. The police came and seperated them and told the crowd to leave. Needless to say that they just told the girl to go home and they arrested the guy.
The Sperminator
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Physical confortation with a woman is a lose-lose situation for a man.
If you win, you just beat up a girl, congradulation jackass. If you lose you are a pathetic wuss.
If he really wanted that girl to back away and run he should have showered her with kisses ala pepe le pew.
If you win, you just beat up a girl, congradulation jackass. If you lose you are a pathetic wuss.
If he really wanted that girl to back away and run he should have showered her with kisses ala pepe le pew.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
I was talking about the first video.Bonez said:DJ
Thats his freaking mom! Its called child abuse you dip****
You gotta teath the girl with nipple pinches at first, instead of punches. Then when she attacks, put her on her back, spread her legs, put your crouch near her puss, hold her hands down on the ground, get real close and say. "I win!"