DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
what do you think of this girl-looks
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Can't really rate how people actually look through the internet. Can only rate pictures of people. And the lighting/angle in that picture is bad. There's a possibility she's a 7, but as it stands that pic rates a 5 out of 10. 5 not being "average." 7 being average, so 5 is below.
But if she makes you horny then f*ck what we anyone says.
But if she makes you horny then f*ck what we anyone says.
How can 5 be average? Percentage-calculations not your strongest side eh?
The way HB7's are being used quite excessively on this site, I can agree that 7's can be considered average. But that's just because people rate 5's as 7's and 7's as 10's...
LongDrinkofWater
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Well, on my HB scale, she would be about a 5-6. Then again, it's only my rating scale used only for myself. In other words, forget about everyone else's opinion, unless you're looking for arm candy and want her for social proof or something. If you like her look, then by all means try to hook up......
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I DIDN'T say 5 was average, I said that 7 is average when it comes to rating chicks. So 5 is below average. Go on hotornot.com and most of the "normal" looking chicks get 7s. Babes get 8s. Hot babes get 9s. Super hot babes get 10s (or 9.9's anyway). Slightly pudgy or an unsightly blemish and u get a 6. Fat? 5. Ghastly? 4 and below.Originally posted by \O/
How can 5 be average? Percentage-calculations not your strongest side eh?
The way HB7's are being used quite excessively on this site, I can agree that 7's can be considered average. But that's just because people rate 5's as 7's and 7's as 10's...
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Senior Don Juan
LOL you guys know that friendster tracks the ppl who view her profile right...
So when she looks at her profile within the next few weeks, her ego will skyrocket because she suddenly has so many hits, and then she'll be shut down the next month bcuz no one will view it anymore lol!.
So when she looks at her profile within the next few weeks, her ego will skyrocket because she suddenly has so many hits, and then she'll be shut down the next month bcuz no one will view it anymore lol!.
lets_do_this
Don Juan
that's great. lol
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
She looks like an Aborigine
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
The irony being that he ASKED what we thought. Only jackarse here is you.
Hot or Not ratings are an absolutely ridiculous measure of attractiveness - to use them as a reference even in jest would be silly.
Childish semantics aside, 5 is average, middle of the road, not necessarily ugly, someone you'd probably lay under certain circumstances- nuff' said. With that in mind, i ain't gonna bother rating her from one pic.
I don't find the girl attractive, but then i'm going on just one bad photograph, without any masserisms, hearing the voice, personality, etc.
Childish semantics aside, 5 is average, middle of the road, not necessarily ugly, someone you'd probably lay under certain circumstances- nuff' said. With that in mind, i ain't gonna bother rating her from one pic.
I don't find the girl attractive, but then i'm going on just one bad photograph, without any masserisms, hearing the voice, personality, etc.
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Damn commie bastard!!!
BANNED!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
splinterkb
Master Don Juan
Id say shes a 5.5 maybe 6?