MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
What do you think about this guy?
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
wjh
Master Don Juan
What the hell do you think we think about it?
I for one think you're wasting your time with the majority of these articles.
If you really think we need an analysis of this article then maybe I've outgrown this place.
I for one think you're wasting your time with the majority of these articles.
If you really think we need an analysis of this article then maybe I've outgrown this place.
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I dont get it, why would a wife need to "lure" her husband into the woods, couldnt she just say "lets go for a walk" ? And I'm pretty sure feeding him horny goat weed wouldnt have turned him into a sex crazed monster, although I guess considering she looks like a bloated corpse she figured she needed all the help she could get? This has got to be made up, these people are beyond phucked. I'm with wjh.
Just another zombie that will have to be despatched when the zombie apocalypse comes.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse, I've got 7 .40 caliber magazines and a couple bolt action bada$$es. I'll go home and weld steel plates around the Kenworth, then get a bunch of guys to ride in a dump trailer behind me, shooting zombies everywhere we go.
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Banned
I wouldnt do that, although sounds good on paper that thing will use too much fuel, not to mention the roads will be full of cars and debris, the guys in your trailer will be sitting ducks. I personally would have a trail bike.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
Then I need to get a big pushbar welded into the frame of the Kenworth, combine that with the 500 hp Cummins and nothing will stop us. It goes without saying, the first thing I'll do when the alerts come on the radio is go steal a tanker full of diesel. I'd then coordinate other truck guys over the cb and we'd establish our own fuel, food, and weapons storage depot. Ideally, we could find a place with a big fence around it, and not have to destroy it getting inside.
Then I'd scoop up all the women and ensure the continuity of the human race
Then I'd scoop up all the women and ensure the continuity of the human race