MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What do you think about this guy?
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
wjh
Master Don Juan
What the hell do you think we think about it?
I for one think you're wasting your time with the majority of these articles.
If you really think we need an analysis of this article then maybe I've outgrown this place.
I for one think you're wasting your time with the majority of these articles.
If you really think we need an analysis of this article then maybe I've outgrown this place.
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I dont get it, why would a wife need to "lure" her husband into the woods, couldnt she just say "lets go for a walk" ? And I'm pretty sure feeding him horny goat weed wouldnt have turned him into a sex crazed monster, although I guess considering she looks like a bloated corpse she figured she needed all the help she could get? This has got to be made up, these people are beyond phucked. I'm with wjh.
Just another zombie that will have to be despatched when the zombie apocalypse comes.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse, I've got 7 .40 caliber magazines and a couple bolt action bada$$es. I'll go home and weld steel plates around the Kenworth, then get a bunch of guys to ride in a dump trailer behind me, shooting zombies everywhere we go.
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Banned
I wouldnt do that, although sounds good on paper that thing will use too much fuel, not to mention the roads will be full of cars and debris, the guys in your trailer will be sitting ducks. I personally would have a trail bike.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
Then I need to get a big pushbar welded into the frame of the Kenworth, combine that with the 500 hp Cummins and nothing will stop us. It goes without saying, the first thing I'll do when the alerts come on the radio is go steal a tanker full of diesel. I'd then coordinate other truck guys over the cb and we'd establish our own fuel, food, and weapons storage depot. Ideally, we could find a place with a big fence around it, and not have to destroy it getting inside.
Then I'd scoop up all the women and ensure the continuity of the human race
Then I'd scoop up all the women and ensure the continuity of the human race