MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
What do you think about this guy?
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
wjh
Master Don Juan
What the hell do you think we think about it?
I for one think you're wasting your time with the majority of these articles.
If you really think we need an analysis of this article then maybe I've outgrown this place.
I for one think you're wasting your time with the majority of these articles.
If you really think we need an analysis of this article then maybe I've outgrown this place.
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I dont get it, why would a wife need to "lure" her husband into the woods, couldnt she just say "lets go for a walk" ? And I'm pretty sure feeding him horny goat weed wouldnt have turned him into a sex crazed monster, although I guess considering she looks like a bloated corpse she figured she needed all the help she could get? This has got to be made up, these people are beyond phucked. I'm with wjh.
Just another zombie that will have to be despatched when the zombie apocalypse comes.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse, I've got 7 .40 caliber magazines and a couple bolt action bada$$es. I'll go home and weld steel plates around the Kenworth, then get a bunch of guys to ride in a dump trailer behind me, shooting zombies everywhere we go.
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I wouldnt do that, although sounds good on paper that thing will use too much fuel, not to mention the roads will be full of cars and debris, the guys in your trailer will be sitting ducks. I personally would have a trail bike.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
Then I need to get a big pushbar welded into the frame of the Kenworth, combine that with the 500 hp Cummins and nothing will stop us. It goes without saying, the first thing I'll do when the alerts come on the radio is go steal a tanker full of diesel. I'd then coordinate other truck guys over the cb and we'd establish our own fuel, food, and weapons storage depot. Ideally, we could find a place with a big fence around it, and not have to destroy it getting inside.
Then I'd scoop up all the women and ensure the continuity of the human race
Then I'd scoop up all the women and ensure the continuity of the human race